SPAM OF THE WEEK!

[jasonmcareedj]

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Hell's Gates?????

Date: Sun, 09 Mar 2008 00:39:45 -0300
From: "Helen Gates" Add Mobile Alert
To:
Subject: Please Read..........


Please Read..........

How are you doing,i am very happy to contact you,i have no doubt about

your ability to give me your proffessional advice in a critical time
like this.

My name is Hellen I am an aupair to a german wealthy family in in
Isrealand i feel that you are the one that would help me thats why i
contacted you ,so that you can guide me on how to tackle these plans.

In April 2003, Staff Sergeant Kenneth Buff of the United States Army
found US$160 million hidden by fleeing members of the Baath Party led
by former dictator Saddam Hussein of Iraq. Later, a search of the area

revealed more hidden loot, For a detailed account of the money found
by the US Soldiers, please click on the following website:

http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/...777165192.html

Last week, during a routine archaeological excavation of the area east

I discovered 2 boxes of the similar kind found by US Army., After
careful examination I discovered that it is $100 US Dollars notes
totaling USD 45Million I would want to move those funds out of the
country without hesitation. Therefore the solution is to move this
money abroad anxiously asI cannot do it alone; I need foreign help.
Can you help me? I do not have any foreign contacts. I will therefore
appreciate your help to move this money abroad for investment.

May God bless you.

Regards,

Ms Hellen Gates

[jasonmcareedj]

Compliment of the day.
Compliment of the day to you,although you may be skeptical receiving this
email as we have not met before,Am an employee in the The Fondazione Di
Vittorio, established 1977 by the Multi-Million groups and now supported
by United Nations Organization (UNO) and the European Union (EU), is
conceived with the objective of human growth, educational, and community
development thereby uplifting the standard of living of people.I have a
business
proposition involving the sum of $31,500,000.usd for the payment of the
Grants Recipients by the fondazion di vittorio ,I am in position of the
funds
and i want your cooperation for us to transfer this funds from this
organisation so that we can handle it together once we have a common
understanding and
mutual cooperation in the execution of the mondalities.

should you be intrested,please forward the following to me

1)Full name
2)Occupation
3)Private phone number
4)current residential address.

Via this email address:zhuyunin@ozu.es
Your response to this mail will be highly appreciated.

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JENNY HAS PARCEL FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!

Date: Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:07:26 -0400
From: "JENNIFER ADAMS" Add Mobile Alert
To:
Subject: YOUR UNCLAIM PARCEL CONTACT FEDEX COURIER



Greetings! to you
I have been waiting for you since to contact me for your Confirmable
BankDraft
of $800.000.00 United States Dollars, but I did not hear from you since
thE
time i drop the draft.

Then I deposited the Draft with FEDEX COURIER SERVICE,UNITED KINGDOM, I
travelled out of the country for a 3 Months Course and I will not come
back
till end of April.

What you have to do now is to contact the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE as soon
as
possible to know when they will deliver your package to you because of
the
expiring date.

For your information, I have paid for the delivering Charge, Insurance
premium
and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a
Drug Money
or meant to sponsor Terrorist attack in your Country.

The only money you will send to the FEDEX COURIER SERVICE to deliver
your Draft
direct to your postal Address in your country is ($120.00 US) Dollars
only
being Security Keeping Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again, don't
be
deceived by anybody to pay any other money except $120.00 USDollars.

I would have paid the fee but they said no because they don't know when
you
will contact them and in case of demurrage.You have to contact the
FEDEX
COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this
information bellow;

Contact Person : Mr.Dantee Moore
Email:fedex.unit.222@live.com
Telephone :+44-704-570-0815

Finally, make sure that you reconfirm your Postal address and Direct
telephone
number to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them
to give
you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and
know
when it will get to your address.

Let me repeat again, try to contact them as soon as you receive this
mail to
avoid any further delay and remember to pay them their Security Keeping
fee of
$120.00 US Dollars for their immediate action. You should also let me
know
through email as soon as you receive your Draft.

Yours Faithfully,
Jennifer Adams

[jasonmcareedj]

ya know what but i'd say jenny adams has herself convinced!!!!!

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Oh NOES!!!!! my bank account details!!!

From: "security@bankfranklin.com" Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Verify Your Account Details
Date: Thu, 3 Apr 2008 00:35:24 -0700



Verify Your Account Details


As part of measures of ensuring a safer and more secure Banking environment. We have re-structured our Banking servers .

We have decided to put an extra verification process to ensure your identity and account information is protected.

Please click on continue, to the verification process and ensure your Account information is entered correctly to get verified.
It is all about your security.

Thank you.
Continue To Verification <--- link http://mail.lfschools.org/login/

Copyright © 2008 Franklin Bank. All Rights Reserved.


So.. the link is 404 (natch) but, lfschools.org is, well, a school, and mail.lfschools.org is the login for the microsoft webmail/outlook/exchange!

This is an outstanding piece of phishing failure - not only is it so obviously a load of horseshite, but it shows a deep misunderstanding of pretty much everything. a JOY to see this scam still in the wild, i can only imagine it is the work of some Junior-school kids who were bored...

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OH NOES MY PAPAL ACC IS A MUTANT!!!!!!!

To: mrspring_eire@yahoo.com
From: service@intl.paypal.com
Reply to: akstcamericatogomnsdgs@americatogo.com

We recently reviewed your account, and we need more information about your business to allow us to provide uninterrupted service. Until we can collect this information, your access to sensitive account features will be limited. We would like to restore your access as soon as possible. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Why is my account access limited?

Your account access has been limited for the following reason(s):

# We have reason to believe that your account was accessed by a third party. Because protecting the security of your account is our primary concern, we have limited access to sensitive PayPal account features. We understand that this may be an inconvenience but please understand that this temporary limitation is for your protection.

(Your case ID for this reason is PP-136-124-102.)

How can I restore my account access?

Please visit the Resolution Center [http://paypal.user-updates.com/update/] and complete the "Steps to Remove Limitations."

Completing all of the checklist items will automatically restore your account access.

Copyright © 1999-2008 PayPal. All rights reserved.


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Wow!! a full-on Paypal spoof, with a bollocks page at the end of it all with the word PAYPAL in the URL!! it cheekily pulls graphics from the real paypal site, and even has a Secure layer!

Yep, it's full-on spoof, AND someone manually clicked it thru mah spam-blocker!

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More SOLID GOLD

Date: Sun, 20 Apr 2008 10:33:15 -0600
From: "Hajia Mariam" Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Please reply with your telephone number.




Hello,


Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of
state
of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of
hopelessness by the
present administration.I have lost confidence with anybody within my
country. I
got your contacts through personal research,and had to reach you
through
thismedium. I will give you more details when you reply.


Due to security network placed on my daily affairs I cant visit the
embassy so
that is why I have contacted you. My husband deposited $12.6million
dollars
with a security firm abroad whose name is witheld for now till we
communicate.
I will be happy if you can receive this funds and keep it safe I assure
you
20%of this fund. I will need your elephone/mobile numbers so that we
can
commence communication.


Sincerely Yours,


Hajia Mariam.

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WOW!! i am invited to a secret confrence!!!!!!1!11

[jasonmcareedj]

what the feck is that?

i aint got silly spam in a bit

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Meh.. there is a bit of a Spam Drought at the moment..

but this GEM arrived today:

Date: Thu, 1 May 2008 06:34:37 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Susan Poe" Add Mobile Alert
Yahoo! DomainKeys has confirmed that this message was sent by yahoo.com. Learn more
Subject: Hi
To: suzzypoe4@yahoo.com


Hi

I am Mrs. Susan Roces Poe , the widow of late Mr.Fanerndo Poe Jr film
actor and former presidential candidate in philippine i, am writting
you to help me retrive out the sum $18,million usd which my late husband
deposited in a security company abroad before his unfortunate i will
give you 20% of the total money please for more information write me
back so that i will give you more information on how you can help me . I
am waiting for your urgent reply .

Remain Blessed
Susan


COULD THIS BE EDGAR ALLEN'S RELATION???????????????????

[as4]

Aww look! - A realtime spam view of the world made with google maps. There's a stack of it in Turkey at the minute...

http://www.spamshield.org/maps/spamworld.html

[jasonmcareedj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ToPFtyOEY

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OMFG!! BEER LOTTERRY MILLIONARE ALERTS!

Official Notification
Wednesday, June 4, 2008 9:02 AM
From:
"HEINEKEN COMPANY NETHERLAND"

To: undisclosed-recipients





THE PROMOTION DEPARTMENT
HEINEKEN INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONA NTHONIE VAN
DIJCKERWEG 11077 ME
AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS
Dear:Winner,

The NEWLY HEINEKEN ONLINE E-MAIL DRAWS was carried
out through random sampling in our computerized
E-mail selection machine TOTAL from a database of
over 1,000,000 E-mail addresses drawn from all
the continents of the world, and the Globe
divided into Zones. This is to encourage Our
International Consumers WorldWide for their
kind patronage and support, and our sponsorship
of the on-going UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE.

You are hereby notified that your winning falls
under our AFRICAN REGIONAL ZONE,and hence you
are to be paid by our AFRICAN REGIONAL PAYMENT
CENTRE.

You have been approved for lump sums Payout of
($2,000,000.00 USD) Two Million US Dollars.
Credited to Ref No:MSW/56B-672GH/L and winning
No11).(28).(48).(34).(44).(34)

To file for claims,You are to contact our
assigned Promotion Mnanager in our Promotion
Department below by E-mail.

************************************
HEINEKEN PROMOTION DEPARTMENT
ANTHONIE VAN DIJCKERWEG 1
1077 ME AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS
Promotion Manager: Mr.Van Janssen
E-mail:heineken_verificationdept3@yahoo.com.hk
*************************************
Below are the compulsory details you are
to provide When Contacting the Promotion
Manager.

1.Full Name:........................
2.Sex:..............................
3.Address:..........................
4.Nationality:......................
5.Marital Status:...................
6.Age:/Date of Birth:...............
7.Occupation:.......................
8.Next Of Kin:......................
9.Home Tel:/Mobile Tel:/Fax:........
10.State of Origin:/Country:........
11.Your Ref No:/winning No:.........
12.Indicate Your Winning Zone:.....

Best Of Luck,
MR. SAR SNIJDER
HEINEKEN ONLINE LOTTERY CO-ORDINATOR

[as4]

E-mail:heineken_verificationdept3@yahoo.com.hk

They make dutch beer in Hong Kong?
*plays muppet show theme*