SPAM OF THE WEEK!

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Lol.. Hong-Kong-Silver Hieny!??! Looks just like the real beer, but is region-free??

Also: AFTER FASTING AND PRAYER ALERT!


We Need Your Help Please!!
Tuesday, June 10, 2008 10:44 AM
From:
"Roseline."



FROM MISS.ROSELINE AFFESSI.
REPUBLIC OF COTE D' IVOIRE.

COMPLIMENT OF THE SEASON
Dearest one,

Actually I did not want to discuss this matter with you before but after fasting and prayer I just
decided to contact you for your help, please I really need your help. I am 20 years old Girl. I
leave with my yonger brother and we leave alone because we dont want the people who killed my late
Father, to kill us too. I will be very happy if you promised me that you will keep this secret
until this money arrive to your care in your country.

My late Father deposited one trunk of box with a security company here before his died and because
of situation of political crisis here that led to war going on here in my country, we need some
body that I will trust to come in and help me and my brother claim this consignment out from the
company for the safety of my property that was deposited under there custody. Please I am
contacting you for your assistance, to help me and my brother because we don't have anyone in here
to help us and I don't have money to travel from here to any country please I need your assistance
to stand by me and my brother and help us to transfer the box to you for future investment. You
will contact the security company as Miss Rose Pat Affessi's foreign partner who want to help me
and claim the box that was deposited by my late Father MR David Abe from Republic of Code d,voire.

My late Father did not declared the real content of the box to the security company officials. He
only told them that the box is containing family valuables. You are the only person I have sent
this message across to. I will like you to keep the secret until this box arrive your country.
You have to promise me that you will not betray me and my brother when this box is under your
care.I will send the documents and the security company contact to you once you accept to help me
and my brother. You have to give me your private phone and fax number to enable me to send the
documents to you. The money inside the trunk box is Nine Millions Five Hundred Thousand Dollars
($9.5 Millions Dollars).

I will offer you 10% for the total sum of amount, if you help me and claim this box from the
security company. You will also provide investment programme where the money will be invested
properly when it arrival your hand safely.

I wait to hear from you.

May God bless you.
Yours sincerely,
Miss Rose Pat Affessi


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Portal Universia Chile - Red de universidades red de oportunidades.
http://www.universia.cl

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OMFG! IRISH SCAM ALERT!

Private investigation
Friday, June 27, 2008 6:33 AM
From:
"Myles Gallagher"

Goodday,

My name is Myles Gallagher, I am a senior partner in the Technical Advisory Board of Allied Irish Bank Group (Senior Security Specialist). We are conducting a standard process investigation on behalf of "AIB Group", the International Banking conglomerate.

This investigation involves a client who shares the same surname with you and also the circumstances surrounding investments made by this client at "AIB Group", the Private Banking arm of Allied Irish Bank. The client died in testate and nominated no successor in title over the investments made with the bank. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail private and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently of our investigation and no one is informed of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. You share similar details to the late fellow; I am prepared to place you in a position to instruct the firm to release the deposit to you as the closest surviving relation. Upon receipt of the deposit, I am prepared to share the money with you, that is, I will simply nominate you as the next of kin and have them release the deposit to you. We share the proceeds 50/50.

I would have gone ahead to ask the funds be released to me, but that would have drawn a straight line to me and my involvement in claiming the deposit. But on the other hand, you with the same very name as the depositor's would easily pass as the beneficiary with right to claim. I assure you that I could have the deposit released to you within few working days.

I am aware of the consequences of this proposal. I ask that if you find no interest in this project that you should discard this mail. I ask that you do not be vindictive and destructive. If my offer is of no appeal to you, delete this message and forget I ever contacted you. Do not destroy my career because you do not approve of my proposal. You may not know this but people like myself who have made tidy sums out of comparable situations run the whole private banking sector. I am not a criminal and what I do, I do not find against good conscience, this may be hard for you to understand, but the dynamics of my industry dictates that I make this move. Such opportunities only come ones in a lifetime. I cannot let this chance pass me by, for once, I have found myself in total control of my destiny. These chances won't pass me by. I ask that you do not destroy my chance, if you will not work with me let me know and let me move on with my life but do not destroy me. I am a family
man and this is an opportunity to

There is a reward for this project and it is a task well worth undertaking. I have evaluated the risks and the only risk I have here is from you refusing to work with me. I am the only one who knows of this situation, good fortune has blessed you with a name that has planted you into the center of relevance in my life. Lets share the blessing. If you find yourself able to work with me, contact me through my email account below. If you give me positive signals, I will initiate this process towards a conclusion.

I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to what the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold.

This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should plan a meeting soon.

Kind regards,

Myles Gallagher.

myles_gallagher1@live.com

[as4]

Ah now that's one for the mantlepiece. Guaranteed Irish™ and all.

AIB have a "June 2008" Security notice up on the front page, if you want to lift the phone on the cnut you can fwd that email to alert[at]aib[dot]ie, but what's funnier: Clobbering the pants off myles_gallagher1@live.com or contacting the relevant authorities? [*evil grin*]

That's nice though, original eyerish spam

[jasonmcareedj]

Re: From Sgt. James Clayton
From: SGT .JAMES CLAYTON (sgtjames@clayton.org)
Medium riskYou may not know this sender.Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe
Sent: 05 July 2008 08:41:14
Reply-to: jamesclayton5050@aim.com
To:


Hello Buddy,


I hope my email meets you well. My name is Sgt .James Clayton jr. I am in the
Engineering military unit here in Baghdad in Iraq , with Oesophageal cancer
which has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only
about a few weeks/month to live, according to medical experts. My late 2
colleagues who died last week in a bomb blast and I found a huge sum of $25
Million USD in Baghdad neighbourhood
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm) that we have successfully
moved out of the country to Europe via a diplomatic courier service. I am
contacting you because i want you to help with claiming of this merchandise and
help me distribute them to charity organizations and homeless people.


I feel distributing the funds would be a way to appease the LORD and also want
God to be merciful to me and my late friends and also accept our souls ,because
we have killed so many in the war, but we where only serving our country. I
have decided to give this sum 0f $25 Million USD to charity organizations, as I
want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.

I will want you to help me collect this consignment and dispatched it to
charity organizations like i have said earlier. I have set aside 30% for you
and your time. The most important thing is that can I TRUST you Once the funds
get to you?, and also would you distribute the rest 50% to charity
organizations?. Your own part of this deal is to contact the DIPLOMATIC COURIER
SERVICE on how the consignment can be released and sent down to your home
address and also find a safe place where the fu nds can be kept. If you are
interested I will furnish you with more details.

But the whole process is simple and we must keep a low profile at all times
because if the authorities are aware of this funds, it would be seized and used
for purchasing ammunitions and irrelevant accessories, whereby we have so many
sick, homeless kids dying with hunger..

I am awaiting your urgent response on my private email address,
jamesclayton5050@aim.com
IN GOD WE TRUST!!!!


Regards,

SGT .JAMES CLAYTON.

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MI<R0S0FT LOVES ME!!!!!

Again, Proof that MICR0S0FTS can give you cancer of the hard-drive -


MSN:2551256003/23....Congratulations
Thursday, July 17, 2008 6:48 AM
From:
"MICROSOFT LOTTERY"
Add sender to Contacts
To:
undisclosed-recipients
Microsoft Lottery Annex.
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs, PE9 2YP, London
United Kingdom.

Dear Winner,

This is to inform you that you have been selected for a cash
prize of 180,000.00GBP (One Hundred and Eigthy Thousand Great British
Pounds)from International programs
held on the 16th of july 2008 in London Uk.


The selection process was carried out through random
selection in our computerized email selection system(ess)
from a database of over 250,000 email addresses drawn from
all the continents of the world.

The Microsoft/MSN Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also
Licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators
(IAGR). This
promotional lottery is the Ist of its kind and we intend to sensitize
the public.

To begin the processing of your prize you are to contact the
fiduaciary claims department for more infomation as regards
procedures to claim your prize.

Richard Moon
BY EMAIL
email:msnclaimsannex@hotmail.com

Contact him by please providing him with your Reference
Number MSN:2551256003/23.You are also advised to provide him
with the under listed informations as soon as possible:

1.Name in full.

2.Address.

3.Nationality.

4.Age.

5.Occupation.

6.Phone/Fax.

7.Present Country .

We ask that you keep this award personal, till your claims
have been processed and your funds remitted to you. This is
a part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or
unwarranted participants or imposters, taking advantage of
the situation.
Failure to claim your prizes (CASH) would result to
forfeiting and will be used for next 10,000,000 pounds
sterling international lottery program.

Furthermore, should there be any change in your contact
address, do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Once again congratulations.

MRS Lucia.
(Online Co-Ordinator)


==========================================


And...

WINNING NOTIFICATION!!!
Wednesday, July 16, 2008 8:53 AM
From:
"Microsoft Online Notification"
Add sender to Contacts
To:
info@microsoft.com


Lotto Chip Number:9465021

Your email address has brought you an
unexpected luck, please read
through this message.You have been approved
to claim a total sum of
1,500,000.00 GBP (One million five Hundred
Thousand Great Britain
Pounds) in cash credited to file
MSW/9080118308/02/LA.

Contact Person:Name:Mr Harris Howell.
E-mail:harrishowell@info.lt
Tel: +44-702-408-0951

Do email the above mentioned person, at once
with all the claims
requirements below. In order to avoid
unnecessary delays and
complications.

CLAIM PROCESSING FORM
1. full Name:2. Address:3. Nationality:4.
Date of Birth:5. Occupation:
6. Phone:7. Mobile:8. Fax:9. State of
Origin:10.Country:11.Sex:12.E-mail Address:

Best Regards,

Mr James Nolan.

[jasonmcareedj]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MTFauI8INY

hehe

[Dunbar]

Alll the 1 pees and 2 pees:L

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Microsoft pr0ns!!!

Free Video Nude Anjelina Jolie [link - http://www.dailylviv.com/img/Paris-nude-video.avi.exe ]

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Note to all: you can download this amazing video of Ms. Jolie, and click on it as much as you like if you have Linux

Also: Wow, you can really see her bewbs in that thar vid!! i PROMISE - go on download it (etc.)

[jasonmcareedj]

i remember when i was in school and i started using the internet. every time i went on i always ended up chasing the nude celebrity pop ups.

took me 6 years to realize it was only a scam hehe

[Rikand]

I felt she needed more information on the advantages of Cosmetic surgery, so i signed her up for a free consultation re: Sexual reassignment.

Also: i hope she likes Industrial Air-Conditioning, cos sheś attending a 3-day sales-conference on it in alabama next week..

I wonder if she likes God?

Shes Nigerian, they all love God!

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OMFG!! DREAM JOB TIEM!!!!!

Flag this message
JOB APPLICATION !!!
Sunday, August 17, 2008 9:18 AM
From:
"Jim Scott"
Add sender to Contacts
To:
undisclosed-recipients
Desmond Steels Co.,inc
10023 , North Sheridan Rd.
Chicago , IL 60601

VACANCY POST AS A MYSTERY SHOPPER @ DESMOND STEELS CO.

Attn :How are you doing , This is an awareness to let the public know that we have a vacant post as a mystery shopper in our company and we would like to know your interest in working for Desmond steels. Your post as a
mystery shopper would be quite effective and we would provide more details on the post.Kindly provide the below informations for assessment and registration of the company.

Full Legal Name :
Address :
City :
State :
Zip code :
Country :
Nationality :
Home and Cell # :
Bank Name :

N.B: KINDLY ADVICE IF YOU HAVE ACCESS TO EQUITY LINE OF CREDIT ACCOUNT SO THE FUNDS CAN BE TRANSFERED TO YOUR ACCOUNT.

As a mystery shopper you work and shop together for pleasure and the pay is $500 weekly on Part time basis , You only work 2-3hours twice in a week. Do get back to the recruiting department of Desmond Steels Co.inc @
jimscottent@aol.com .
Your response would be highly appreciated.
Regards,
MYSTERY CO-ORDINATOR,
Jim Sott ....

[Armer]

Ha ha Fuckin Chancers BOOOOO

Notification of Winnings
From: topnoncom@eastlink.ca
Sent: 17 September 2008 06:42:33
Reply-to: onlinedraws@cooperation.net
To:



You have been cleared a winner of £516,778:00 Pounds Sterling from the United Kingdom
Sweepstakes. Contact, Mr.Craig Darwing via email: claimscentre@live.co.uk with your
secret pin code UKL/001/11234 and your
reference number Ref:UK/9420X2/68.

Kindly send Details Below to him for claims of funds
Your full names:
Age:
Sex:
Occupation:
Country:

The Equivalent of your winnings is $921,201.00

Best Regards
Online co-ordinator

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Mmmm.. delicious new PHONEJACKER series starts this week

[jasonmcareedj]

Dear Bank Of America Customer,

During our regularly scheduled account maintenance and verification procedures, we have detected a slight error in your account information. To securely confirm your personal information please click on the link bellow:


http://202.68.229.186/index.php
or
http://morgansuccessgroup.com/catalo...ekey/index.htm


Confirm Your Bank Of America Account now to enjoy the benefits of online banking and finance to avoid identity theft and fraudulent activities on your account.
Note: THIS IS AN GENERATED MESSAGE activity.

Bank of America, N.A. Member FDIC. Equal Housing Lender
c 2008 Bank of America Corporation. All rights reserved

[as4]

Dem byes is Koreans. Now!