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Dimitrios is REALLY A CHICK!!!@11!!1

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 7:19 PM
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"Dimitrios Theodoridis"
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Hello Dear

From Lady Jenny Brooks (Mrs.)
My name is Mrs. Jenny Brooks; I am a dying woman who has decided to
donate what I have to you/church. I am 59 years old and I was
diagnosed for cancer for about 2 years ago, immediately after the
death of my husband,who has left me everything he worked for and
because the doctors told me I will not live longer than some weeks
because of my health, I decided to WILL/donate the sum of $2,500,000
(two million five hundred thousand dollars) to you for the good work
of the lord, and also to help the motherless and less privilege and
also for the assistance of the widows.I wish you all the best and may
the good Lord bless you abundantly, and please use the funds well and
always extend the good work to others. Contact my lawyer (Barrister
Jaapa Yo ) with this specified email: barrjaapa01@gmail.com and tell
him that I have WILLED ($2,500,000.00) to you and I have also notified
him.I know I don’t know you but I have been directed to do this.
Thanks and God bless.

[jasonmcareedj]

i wonder would it be possible to hack the password for that account and see if anyone actually wrote back to it lol

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PhoneJacker Styleee This made me ROFL hah I think He was Freddie's Brother lol

YOUR WILL INFORMATIONS
From: Teddy Williams (wteddy26@yahoo.co.uk)
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Sent: 09 October 2008 04:05:14
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TEDDY WILLIAMS & ASSOCIATES
Address:33 Bedford Row
London WC1R 4JH, England
PARTNER MANAGING
TEDDY WILLIAMS & ASSOCIATES
LONDON - UK.

Attention:

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late Engr. Jürgen Krügger. I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter was returned undelivered. I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jürgen Krügger made you a beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum Fifteen Million, One Hundred Thousand Dollars (USD$15, 100.000.00) to you in the Codicil and last testament to his WILL.

This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real andtrue. Being a widely traveled man, he must have been in contact with you in the past or simply you were nominated to him by one of his numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Jürgen Krügger until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He was a very dedicated Christian who loved to give out. His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life time. Late Engr. Jürgen Krügger died on the 13th day of December,2004 at the age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help the poor and the needy in our society.

Please if I reach you as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job. I hope to hear from you in no distant time. Note: You are advise to contact me with my personal email address: teddywilliams990@hotmail.com

I await your prompt response.

Yours in Service,
BARRISTER TEDDY WILLIAMS ESQ.

PRINCIPAL PARTNERS: Barrister Aidan Walsh.Esq Markus Wolfgang,Mr. John Marvey Esq, Mr. Jerry Smith Esq

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Sent: 21 October 2008 20:51:45
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Dear Friend ,



I am the head of Accounts and Audit Department of Bank of Africa, Ouagadougou . I decided to contact you after a careful thought that you may be capable of handling this business transaction which I explained below;



In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of $12.3m US dollars (Twelve million, three hundred thousand US dollars). In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in 2002 in a plane crash.



Since i got information about his death, The bank have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because The fund cannot be released unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately I learnt that his supposed next of kin(his son and wife) died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim .It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin (I want to present you as his business associate )to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill.



The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained Unclaimed after seven years, the money will be transferred into the Bank treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkina be cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner .I agree that 35% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incurred during the business and 55% would be for me . There after I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to your account as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as next of kin of the deceased customer. Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.



I expect that you contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter, and send me your personal data including your recent passport before i send you the application which you will fill and send to the bank for continuation of this transaction.



Hoping to hear from you immediately.



Yours faithfully,

Dr Abu Ali

Accounts & Audit Department,

Bank of Africa

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Dear Friend,

I am Patrick Bartholomew Ahern, better known as Bertie Ahern, former Taoiseach of the Republic of Ireland.

The Press has written a lot about unresolved mysteries surrounding my personal finances dealings, but I tell you something, I have always been a good and honest man. I may have sought personal financial advantage from my time as my country's leader, but what man does not try to better himself?

No one knows the details of all of my financial dealings but me. I remain the only one who knows everyone who made a political contribution or helped me through the difficult times surrinding my separation. I am the only person who knows about this money and the accounts in which it is stored.

Now, I am being pursued by the Mahon Tribunal and the Irish Revenue Commissioners, but I tell you this. That money is mine and was the result of a fruitful career. At present most of the money is stored in a bank account in Liechtenstein, but as a result of pressure from the European Union, they have announced (August 15th) that they will provide details of account holders to national authorities.

My accountant in Liechtenstein has advised me that I will be able to avoid this circumstance by converting the account to be joint account. In this way, it will be treated as a business account and not as the account of individual. In this way, I hope to move the money to an alternative tax haven before the loophole is closed.

I have been given your name by a senior member of my Fianna Fail party as a good and honest citizen of my country who may be able to help me out in this regard. All that I will require is the following information

1) Your Name:
2) Your Address:
3) Your Phone Number:
4) Your Occupation and Age:
5) Proof of residence (Utility Bill)
6) A copy of a bank statement

Once this has been done, I shall set you up as a joint holder of my bank account in Liechtenstein. As a reward for your cooperation, I will tender to you 10% of the value of the account, currently estimated at €8 million.

I appreciate that the method of contact is not the most usual, but I do not wish my correspondence to be traceable.

I await with pleasure your future cooperation

Thank You

Patrick Bartholomew Ahern

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ZOMG! Angolan President's ex pool cleaner needs helps!!!

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David SANTOS
18, Petervale, Johannesburg, South Africa
Tel: +27.83 48 22 115
Dear Sir/Madam.

As stated above, my names are David Santos. I am 33 years of age, and a stepson of the former Angolan PRESIDENT, late Dr. Jonas Savimbi.My mother and I are interested in relocating to your country, and venturing all of our funds in excess of some US$20.5 million, all in US$100 bills; in your line of business, and under your auspices.

All funds having being earmarked for the purchase of arms in South Africa, and accrued from the sales of precious stones, but since the war has ended, we have decided to keep the funds and use the funds for our personal purposes.
The funds are presently kept in the custody of a private depository firm here in South Africa due to our personal security and that of the funds on our arrival here some months ago.

You are to take home 25% of the gross for all your anticipated assistance by the time the funds are successfully lodged in your nominated accounts overseas. But first all we will need to know you more, and also we would need to move the funds and of course ourselves out of South Africa as soon as we can possibly arrange that to be.
My mother and I have carefully worked out the modalities for the eventual transfer. You are to participate as our foreign partner in the scheme of arrangement.

My mother personally requested that I send this mail to you to seek your assistance and participation.Kindly signify your interest by replying through my E-mail address, or better still you can give me a call on my direct number, which is +27 83 48 22 115, for a more detailed insight.

Kindest regards, Mr. David Santos.

A note on Dave's Phone number:

08 NUMBERS

Many businesses and organisations in S.Africa have special landline numbers beginning with an 08 code - 0800, 0860, 0861, and so on. (But not 082, 083 or 084, which belong to the mobile networks.)

08: Special services
083: Cellular: MTN

Cannot determine if Dave is on a Pay-as-you-go scheme, but i'm sure a few missed calls from the play-mobile will go down well..

[jasonmcareedj]

From:Mrs.Wan Yonghong.
General Chief Auditor,
Standard Chartered Bank,
Hong Kong Branch.

Dearest one,

Let me start by introducing myself I am Mrs.Wan Yonghong the general chief
auditor in STANDARDCHARTERED BANK Hong Kong branch.

I have a proposal for you as a matter of urgency,I amin pocession of sum of
21.35million United States Dollars,unclaimed by our late client who died
four years ago,without stating any beneficiary to his wealth after he has
deposited his funds in ourBank,and when the investigation have
been completed,none was documented to be the next of kin in his file
93AC300/W493TC,in our dept, I will send you the details when you are
interested.In this great light,I want us to shares this funds on precentage
within ourself confidentially.

I am the officer assigned to his case;I made numerous suggestions in line
with my duties as the de-facto chief operations officer of the Private
Banking Service Department, especially given the volume of funds he wished
to put into our bank and Cash movement across borders has become especially
strictsince the incidents of 9/11. A person who suited his description was
declared deadof heart attack in Cannes, South of France, and ithas been
confirmed by the investigation unit.

If you find yourself able to work with me,contact through my personal email
formore details on how totransfer the total funds with your assistance as
thenext of kin:wanyonghong209@yahoo.com.hk

I wait your swift response and have a blessed Sunday.

Regards,

Wan.

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Another Rare irish-targetted spamming.. A delicious graphic spoof, linked to a sack of shit.. Arrived in an email, and was basicly a picture - attached as Picture 1..

Links to here: http://internetbanking.aib.ie.lpni5w.../roi/login.htm if you click on it..

...which gets whacked by opera as:

The page you are trying to open has been reported as fraudulent. It will likely attempt to trick you into sharing personal or financial information. Opera Software strongly discourages visiting this page.
Go to Home Page
Ignore this warning?
More information

but it looks GREAT!! (see 2nd & 3rd pic attached) in fact SO GREAT i am going to log in and check the balance in my account.. i'm so happy about this as i was previously unaware i HAD a fuc*ing account with AIB!!! YAY!!!! FREE MONEYS FOR SOMEONE!!!

Anyway, in the live link, if you hover over the crap about scams at the bottom, it really will send you to AIB to report scams etc, but as you can see from the last picture, the fuc*ing login target is some bullshit http://internetbanking.aib.ie.lpni5w2dz.com/hb1/roi/login.htm - yes the yellow bit is where you actually end up, the bit before it can be anything you like.. BUT YOU KNEW THAT, RITE?

...the WHO IS on that site:

Domain Name : lpni5w2dz.com
PunnyCode : lpni5w2dz.com


Registrant:
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Name : Pan Wei wei
Address : BaoChun Rd. 27, No. 3, 1F, Apt. 1903
City : Bejing
Province/State : Beijing
Country : CN
Postal Code : 100176

Administrative Contact:
Name : Pan Wei wei
Organization : Pan Wei wei
Address : BaoChun Rd. 27, No. 3, 1F, Apt. 1903
City : Bejing
Province/State : Beijing
Country : CN
Postal Code : 100176
Phone Number : 010-010-58022118-58022118
Fax : 86-010-58022118-58022118
Email : 127@126.com

Technical Contact:
Name : Pan Wei wei
Organization : Pan Wei wei
Address : BaoChun Rd. 27, No. 3, 1F, Apt. 1903
City : Bejing
Province/State : Beijing
Country : CN
Postal Code : 100176
Phone Number : 010-010-58022118-58022118
Fax : 86-010-58022118-58022118
Email : 127@126.com

Billing Contact:
Name : Pan Wei wei
Organization : Pan Wei wei
Address : BaoChun Rd. 27, No. 3, 1F, Apt. 1903
City : Bejing
Province/State : Beijing
Country : CN
Postal Code : 100176
Phone Number : 010-010-58022118-58022118
Fax : 86-010-58022118-58022118
Email : 127@126.com

ZOMG!! China??!??

so, nice scam, alot of effort put in, and it's amazing that it's sent to Irish people with the Irish slant on it.. GREAT STUFF!!!!!!!

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i cant believe the trouble they go to!

[jasonmcareedj]

From: Mr. Jahiz Basha
Manager, Foreign Operations Department,
African Development Bank
Ouagadougou,Burkina Faso.

Dear Friend,

I am making this proposal to you based on my conviction that you will be capable of championing this business cause.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of €12.6m Euros (Twelve Million Six Hundred Thousand Euros) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in an air crash on February 3rd 2005.

Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin, business partner or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately I learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the air crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and I don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after five years, the money will be transferred into the bank treasury account as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkina citizen cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.

I wish to inform you that 40% of this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foreign account, while the remaining 60% would be for me. Thereafter I will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged, you must apply first to the bank as a relation, business partner or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, your bank account information and location where in the money will be remitted.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you a text of application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer.

You should contact me immediately you receive this mail.

Trusting to hear from you as soon as possible.

Yours faithfully,
Jahiz Basha