SPAM OF THE WEEK!

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Saturday, March 7, 2009 9:26 AM
From: "Paula Blake"

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Hello,
My name is Paula Blake; I work with the Johnson Tracking Ltd, a consulting
Firm in London, UK. We are conducting a standard process investigation
involving a client who shares the same name with you and also the circumstances
surrounding investments made by this client at HSBC Bank Plc.

The HSBC Private Banking client died intestate and nominated no next of
kin to inherit the title over the investments made with HSBC Bank Plc.
The essence of this communication with you is to request that you provide us
information on three issues:

1-Are you aware of any relative/relation having the same surname, whose last
known contact address was Madrid, Spain?

2-Are you aware of any investment of considerable value made by such a person
at the HSBC Bank Plc.?

3-Can you establish beyond reasonable doubt your eligibility to assume status
of next of kin to the deceased?

It is pertinent that you inform us ASAP whether or not you are familiar with
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We advice that you reply as soon as possible to afford us the opportunity to
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Thank you for accommodating our enquiry.

Yours sincerely,
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Oh man I lol'd hard to this:

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So sent from my email address to me ofc, that way there's no return path to spam the spammer (cute hooer) but get a load of the Subject header again:

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Fkn hilarious!
As always, don't click the links Ladies & Gents

[jasonmcareedj]

jaysus! poor emo


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[Rikand]

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[jasonmcareedj]

Dear Friend,

I am Mr Mustafa Mohammed bank manager of BOA Bank in Burkina faso.I would like you to indicate your interest to receive the transfer of 10.5 M Dollars.I will like you to stand as the next of kin to my late Descease customer whose account is presently dormant, for claim
mustafamohammed1000@gmail.com

Yours faithfully,
Mr Mustafa Mohammed

[jasonmcareedj]

My Dearest One,
From: natasha ahmed (natasha_ahmed012@msn.com)
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Sent: 25 May 2009 21:49:13
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Dearest,

I am writing this mail to you with tears and sorrow from my heart,i know that this mail might come to you as a surprise because you don't know me and i don't know you too.

My name is Miss NATASHA AHMED ALI, Medical student , my father of a blessed memory by name Late Mr Ahmed Ali Ibrahim was the deputy general manager with CNPC oil company at the Khartoum refinery in Sudan was killed alongside with my beloved mother and our family house burnt down by the rebels during the last crisis in my country when Janjaweed militant came to our house,and this was what sent me away from my country to Burkina Faso as i made my escape only by God's special grace and with the help of Catholic Missionaries because i was in the boarding house when this incident took place. You can read more about my country in the bbc news

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6469857.stm OR http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6595333.stm
Actually in search of an honest and reliable person who will help me to relocate to western world for a better life,i have chosen to contact you after my prayers and i believe you will not try to cheat me but rather take me as your own person. Though you may wonder why I am so soon giving in to you without seeing you, well I will say that my instinct still tells me that you could be truthful to me.

Briefly,I will like to disclose much to you if you will help me to relocate to your country with the substance that i inherited from my parent. I have a substantial amount of $4.3 Million which i will like to invest in your country into any lucrative business venture which you are to advise and execute seeing that i have no business experience for now.

However, I shall forward to you the necessay documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the transfer and investment of the fund. As you will help me in an investment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my 1st year in the university, when the crisis started.

It is my intention to compensate you with 10% of the total money for your services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason why i decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through this email address (natasha_ahmedali@yahoo.fr) only for confidential purposes.

As soon as i receive your positive response showing your interest i will put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to handle this transaction sincerely. Awaiting your urgent and positive response.

Please do keep this only to yourself please i beg you not to disclose it till i come over , once the fund has been transferred. With due respect, I am pleading that you help me, i am giving all this detail information with every transparency believing that you will have a clear picture of the base of help i need from you. I hope to hear from you soon,May truth and love be the guiding word in my refuge in you dear helper.


Sincerely yours,
Miss NATASHA AHMED ALI.a
Get back to me through this email address (natasha_ahmedali@yahoo.fr)

[jasonmcareedj]

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You have been selected for the cash grant of (Ł1,200,000): email: ian_heritage2009@w.cn

[jasonmcareedj]

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[jasonmcareedj]

As ye can see i have had a busy day collecting my millions!

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LOL FBI

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FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC. thought you would like to see this page from the 1Thing Seattle web site.
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ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET


ATTENTION:


We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. The Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

We will find a way to fix a schedule for you to come to our head-quarter in Washington DC to enable us advise you on what to do, but meanwhile you are further advised to be contacting us via email for now because we are having various investigations that we are working on now. Keep everything regarding to your transaction confidential for security reasons and note that we have not informed the local FBI department in your state regarding this matter because we want to keep everything secret until your fund is been transferred to you accordingly.

For the main time we the Federal Bureau of Investigation Washington D.C will be helping you to monitor all the transaction with the central bank of Nigeria. We want you to have in mind that we are trying to protect you because your inheritance fund that is about to be transferred to you is a large amount of money, and we will advise you not to inform any one about this transaction until the corresponding bank have successfully transferred your inheritance fund.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay. Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

In addition, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Dr. Lamido Sanusi, and Mr. Kingsley Agwor along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information's which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information's accordingly:


NAME: MR. KINGSLEY AGWOR

OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria, Central Business
District,Cad astral Zone, Abuja,
Federal Capital Territory,
Nigeria.

TEL: +234-8079-322-197
+234-1221-5892

Email: cbnpaymentoffice@cenbknig.org



NOTE:


In your best interest, any message that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information's which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

Should in case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.


Best Regards,

Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA


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[jasonmcareedj]

Dear Friend,

I apologise for intruding into your privacy.Again,don't be angry with me if you see this message in SPAM of your mailbox; it will be because I send it with low internet connection.

My name is ALI KAREEM.I am the Executive Auditor and Head Of Computing Department in my bank. This e-mail is strictly confidential and is for your attention only.I am making this venture proposal to you as a reliable person who can be capable to handle this transaction with me.There is a US DOLLARS ACCOUNT opened in the Bank where I work in 1982 and since 2000 nobody has operated on this account again. After going through some old files in the records, I discovered that nobody knows anything about this account and that if I do not remit this money out urgently it will be forfeited for nothing.The owner of this account is a foreigner,an AMERICAN NATIONAL who was a miner and a Geologist by profession.Through my investigation, I discovered that he died since 1999; and that he died without a will meaning that the account has no other beneficiary or next of kin who can inherit the mentioned fund below.And for this reason, you and I have 100% chance to inherit the fund.

The total amount involved is US$5.2Million (Five Million,two Hundred Thousand United States Dollars Only).I want this fund to be transferred into a safe foreigners partner's account abroad, but I don't know any foreigner, I am only contacting you as a foreigner because this money cannot be approved to any BURKINABE PERSON here, but can only be approved to any foreign person because the money is in us dollars and the owner of the account is a foreigner too.

Moreover,before i contacted you for this I have perfected the strategies that ensure a successful transfer of the fund into your account,so it's hitch-free you should not entertain any atom of fear at all.After this transaction must have been achieved, you will be given 40% of the total amount of the money for the provision of foreign account and your financial support, while 55% will be my share of the total amount and 5% set aside incase of expenses incurred in this transaction. I need a strong assurance from you that you will not let me down hence the money is transferred into your account.

Your urgent attention to this regards will be highly appreciated for more details.

Thanks. Your's Sincerely,

MR.ALI KAREEM.

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Again,don't be angry with me if you see this message in SPAM of your mailbox; it will be because I send it with low internet connection.

Hah! Our lady of the blessed inbox protect us - this is a first - sending an email with low internet connection makes it spam?! LolZ! That's classic.

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B ADVIZERD - CONFIDENTIALS!!!!

Flag this messageBe advised accordinglyWednesday, July 22, 2009 6:09 PM
From: "Chris V" Add sender to ContactsTo: chrisvnn@rediffmail.comMAIL REFERENCE: SNS/38493484/NL/09

BE ADVISED ACCORDINGLY.
My previous mail was not responded to and found it necessary to write you once more regarding this subject matter.

Be informed that our search revealed your last name to be same with a customer of the SNS Bank N.V whom we have been tracing his relatives for years to no avail. The benefit from the deceased assets worth millions of dollars is overdue for payment.

As the head of Compensation and Benefits department, your last name can be accepted for a heir to this amount of money. You need not worry about the legal requirements as you shall be closely guided and directed on this.

Due to the sensitive nature of this claim process,it is in the best interest of success that you keep this to yourself for now unless advised otherwise later.

Kindly send to me your full names as stated in your driver’s license or international passport and your mobile/cell phone number signifying interest. Further details will be made available to you as soon at you respond to this mail.

Sincerely yours
Chris

CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This email and any attachments are for the exclusive and confidential use of the intended recipient. If you are not the intended recipient, please do not distribute or take action in reliance upon this message. If you have received this in error, please notify us immediately by return email and promptly delete this message and its attachments from your computer system. Going contrary to this warning may be unlawful.