SPAM OF THE WEEK!

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Amazon Phishey-wishey

Dear Customer,

Your order has been successfully canceled. For your reference, here`s a summary of your order:

You just canceled order #008-43869-1758722

Status: CANCELED

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Sold by: Amazon.com, LLC

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Because you only pay for items when we ship them to you, you won`t be charged for any items that you cancel.

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I have a weakness for the classics..

Tue Apr 20 23:27:38 CDT 2010

Sender: "Mr. Ben Mark"

To:

CC:

Subject: Second Notice!

Greetings,

I understand that through Internet is not the best way to link up with you because of the confidentiality which my proposal demands.

However, I have already sent you this same letter one month ago,but I am not sure if it did get to you since I have not heard from you, hence i am constrain to reach you through the Internet which has been abused over the years.

I wish to notify you again that You were listed as a Heir to the total sum of (Three Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds) in the codicil and last testament of the deceased.(Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you). We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the Heir to the inheritance funds.

Please indicate your interest immediately for us to proceed. I shall feed you with full details of this transaction upon receipt of your reply towards this proposal.

All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

I look forward to hearing from you.


Mr. Ben Mark (Barrister)
Telephone +447024095765 <-- GO ON YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO

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This fuc*er had hijacked djgosher's email account, which was apparently on my whitelist.. This means 2 things: gosher has been clicking on popups at www.asiansquids.net, and the nice people at dudu-co.com are obviously fond of the personal touch..

So fond in fact, if you hit the site in the afternoon, you get a popup with a nice chinese girl who want's to help You buy bent iPhone.

Nice place, it offers a ALREADY ROOTED with letest bent firmware Sony PSP for $115!!!!!! WOW!!!!

hello good news
do you still look for the new Iphone4 ?
i had got it , really good
if you feel interested you can order here
dudu-co.com
good price and quality !
just do it now

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calling all pedos!!!!

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Hello
Friday, August 13, 2010 12:21 PM
From:
"Marcus Cato"
Add sender to Contacts
To:
mrspring_eire@yahoo.com

Hello,

I write you this mail with utmost sincerity and truth, hoping you will be of great help to me. I am Marcus Cato, a 43yrs old man living with Cancer. My condition at home is so bad that my doctor has confirmed that I don't have time left.

I have a daughter, who is just in high school, with nobody to care of her when I am gone.
I will have to get someone to manage my funds and act in my place till my daughter comes of good age and maturity.

You will be given all the rights to claim the benefits and secure for my Jessica. I wouldn't want my lazy cousin whom might be with my child to be aware of such plan till she grows because they will want to rip me off and treat her bad. As a proven and a tested personality in your field, I will want to appoint you as a MANAGER/GUARDIAN and give you the authority to act on my behalf, until she reaches the speculated age of handling things
by herself. Meanwhile, I do not want her to be too hasty about going into any other thing than attending her lectures in school.

I will send you details when you write back.

Yours truly,

Marcus Cato

[brain]

Hiding my millions in e europe isnt an option. seems my indian bank ac has been sussed look:

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from Central Bank Of India
to
date 19 September 2010 05:05
subject NETBANKING ALERT** ERROR CODE

hide details 19 Sep (1 day ago)

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Central Bank Of India is undergoing security enhancement.

You can now enjoy flexibility and more secured services

Click below to visit your account page

Follow Here= Central Bank Of India Secured Service



We apologise for any inconvenience arising from this action.

Head Office,Department of Information Technology!

Internet Banking Section,

© Central Bank Of India. All rights reserved.



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Ha, that hardly has hidden its intentions. More like Fail spam of the week..



m MICROSOFT
reply-to mr_darren.hartson@yahoo.com.hk
to
date 3 November 2010 06:23
subject E-mail Notification

hide details 06:23 (1 hour ago)


From Microsoft 2010 Promotion Department

We wish to inform you that you are one of our lucky winners of the on going Microsoft promo. Prize won 500,000.00 GBP. For further inquires, contact our claims officer with below stated details to claim your prize.


Name:
Address:
Sex:
Phone Number:
Nationality:

Note: you are to contact the claims agent with below stated.

REFERENCE NUMBER SBC199X1C
NAME: DARREN HARTSON
EMAIL: mr_darrenhartson@yahoo.com.hk
DIRECT TEL: +447024030938 OR +447024092630

Congratulations once again.

Danny Mayback

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WTF, WTC?

Nice to start the new year with some nigerian CLASS.. Please to be reading this with a Lagos accent, preferably dressed like a stereotypical villian from LIVE & LET DIE..

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Mr. Gordon Chen
Bank Of East Asia USA
San Gabriel Branch
168 West Valley Boulevard,
San Gabriel, CA 91776, USA

Dear Friend,
Internet would not have been the best way to reach you but since this letter is highly confidential and the Internet seems to be the most secured and fastest way of communication, I decided to reach you by this means. I am Mr. Gordon Chen, Manager and Vice President of The Bank of East Asia, San Gabriel Branch, California USA.
Kindly note that this message is un-official and personal and as such should be kept highly confidential so i plead with you to kindly keep it as such. I am contacting you base on a recent meeting held by the management of my bank which an account of Late Yang Der Lee (Deceased) who died in the world Trade Centre in 2001, incident that befall the United States of America was declared dormant and should be confiscated and the fund sent to the bank treasury.
Late Yang Der Lee was an account holder in my bank and I was his account officer, he died alongside his wife Lynn Der Lee. Since their death, the management of my bank has made series of efforts to locate any of his family members but all efforts were unsuccessful. Late Yang Der Lee as a matter of fact used his wife as the Next of Kin to this account but unfortunately, he never knew that they were going to die same day. This is what has really made me sad because if the wife was alive, she would have easily claimed the fund long ago.
This is where I am interested and wants you to come in:
My bank in a short while would declare the account dormant, confiscated and the fund would be sent to the bank treasury which means the fund would be taken by the bank. I will not let such happen because this fund was kept under my care as the account officer to the late depositor.
I want you to come in as the Next of Kin/Beneficiary to this account. I have all the titled documents to back your claim and as the Vice President and Manager of this branch, it is in my power to carry out any form of verification on the beneficiary of the said account, process the fund and wire without any problem. I want you to know that this is legal and 100% risk free as all the titled documents would be changed to your name and the fund wired to any bank account you wish to have it transferred.
Kindly note that my work and position would be at risk should anything go wrong so I need you to think about this and get back to me and I will give you further details on how this can be handled successfully and without any problem. I am also using this medium to inform you that this is very simple and fast and I would be the one to handle everything and all I would need from you is absolute trust and confidentiality.
Kindly respond as soon as possible so I can give you further details.
Yours Truly,
Mr. Gordon Chen

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UNITED NATIONS!!!!!

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Subject: UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION BOARD
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UNITED NATIONS COMPENSATION
UNITED IN AFFILIATION WITH WORLD BANK
>From: Special Envoy to
Secretary-General Mr. Gen Ban Kin Moon

Dear Good Citizen,

The United Nations has agreed to compensate all the people that had an
unfinished transaction or international Fund transfer that failed due to
Government problem or those that have been Frauded in the Internet by
dubious Individuals.The sum of $550,000.00 USD. Was issued to each of
you .We found your name in our list as one of the beneficiary and that
is why we are contacting you through this medium.

This has been agreed upon and has been signed, you are advised now to
contact Mr. Mahmoud Lai Alabi of Intercontinental Bank Plc via his Email
Address: < madelun@live.com> as he is our representative who is in
charge of disposing the bank draft to you.

You are to Send the information below to Mr. Mahmoud Lai Alabi via his
email address: < madelun@live.com> for the immediate delivery of your
Draft to you.

1) Full Names:
2) Address:
3) Scanned Copy of National ID Card.
4) Date of Birth.
5) Mobile No:
6) Home Tel:
7) Yes or No (Any Form of Disability).
8) Any Past Criminal Records.
9) Present Occupation.
10) Home No: (Land Line).

Contact him immediately with the requested information above for your
compensation Bank Draft of $550,000.00 USD.

Have a nice day and Hope you use this Money Wisely

Regards,
Gen Ban Kin Moon
Secretary General (UNITED NATIONS)

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FBI ARE IN MAH TEETH

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535,
Telephone Number+1 (206) 350 5763
E-mail: cyberdivision@fed-bureauofinvestigation.org


ATTENTION : Beneficiary,

We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies like Internal Revenue Service, Office of the Foreign Asset Control, Homeland Security and Treasury Department here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to you over-due Contract/Inheritance payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

After the meeting endorsed on 11th of January 2011 at the Bank Auditorium Center , the whole conflict of SCAMS was revealed to us by the Board of Trustee of Federal Republic of Nigeria mostly by the three arms of Government. (The Judiciary, the Legislature and the Executive).

These three arms of Government has made Us realize that the rampart of SCAMS over floating around the United State of America and some other part of the world was been set up by the root of some Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Ex-Workers that have been suspended for sometimes due to their dubious characters of initiating people to impersonate the Government Workers to receive peoples hard earn money from them, mostly with the Executive Governor identity.

For these reasons,the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Executive Governor was invited to this office to defend the allegation against Him While he made complain that his office was not in charge of foreign transfer of funds, that the accredited office was Federal Ministry of Finance Department (FEDMINAP) in person of (Mrs. Yvonne George) as the transfer officer in charge of all foreign transfer payment files.

According to the Federal Republic of Nigeria constitution law in section IIIV of Year 1999 which state that any foreign transfer must undergoes a legal fee of 0.10% of the total sum of transfer for the procurement of the following documents (CONTRACT AWARD CERTIFICATE, FUND RELEASE AND CONVEYANCE CERTIFICATE AND THE CONTRACT COMPLETION CERTIFICATE) which will prevent the receiving Bank for query/question by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency(NDLEA) on the source of funds, These Certificates proves that the funds was not for ANTI-TERRORISM, MONEY LAUNDRY AND DRUG TRAFFICKING.

The Federal Government of Nigeria has approved that all overdue outstanding payments must be made on before the upcoming Local Government Electorates which might leads to recalling of funds back to the Bank Treasury.

Meanwhile, we are also informed that a Man with an America passport number (3028882234) came to the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) affiliated bank office in U.K few days ago with a letter, claiming to be your true representative.
Here are the man information bellow:

Name: Denis Marion
Bank Name: US Bank
Bank Address: 15389 west 119th st Olathe, Kansas 66062
Account Number: 14337 111 8066
Routing number: 101 000 167
Swift code: USB KUS 44 IMT

FUND TRANSFER PAYMENT STATUS

Beneficiaries will be liable to pay the sum of US$850 directly to the Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC) which will be used for the SEAL of compiling of the three important Certificates together after the Justice signature at the Supreme Court for tendering to Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) before they can commence with the transfer of funds in your favor and to be credited by the receiving Bank (Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) Plc) within two bank working days after the day of transfer.

INSTRUCTION/WARNING FROM ROBERT S. MUELLER III.

NOTE.
You are urgently advised to please reconfirm the following to INSURANCE COMPANY, as a matter of urgency if this man is from you so that this office will not issue your fund and be held responsible, Because is ready to pay the imposed fee to make the transfer effective.

If this man isn't of your true rep, you are requested to contact for your inheritance claim valued of US$12,500,000.00M (Twelve Million, Five hundred thousand United States Dollars only) will be remitted into your nominated bank account.

1) Your full name.
2) Phone, fax and mobile #.
3) Residential address.
4) Company name, Office position and Company address.
5) Profession, Age and marital status.


IMPORTANT NOTICE.

A photocopy of the three Certificates mention above earlier will be forwarded to the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) after the confirmation of the seal fee by the Supreme Court. Henceforth, contact this Office immediately for the submission of the above information required of you and the receipt of the payment you make via Western Union / Money Gram to the legitimate office below :

Remember you are only to pay the liable sum of $850 to receive the documents requested to release your funds .

Name: Dr. Sarah Alade
Customer Care Director (Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation (NDIC)
E-mail: cbndeputygovernor@protestant.com
Cell Phone: +234-709-532-3278

Note: we are on investigation and security watch over any message with Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), to benefit the satisfaction of all the United States Citizen by seeking to wiretap scams on the internet with the help of Nigeria Government and also with the assistance of all United states Citizen, by listening to the instructions we give out to avoid falling for SCAMS on INTERNET.

Once again, we will advise that you contact the Nigeria Deposit Insurance Corporation with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary information's that are listed above for the procedure to the Supreme Court for the SEAL of the Certificates for the release of your fund to you accordingly.

Should in case you need any more information's in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.

Thank you very much for your co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
WASHINGTON D.C ROOM,7367
J. EDGAR HOOVER FBI BUILDING
935 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE,
NW WASHINGTON, DC 20535,
Telephone Number+1 (206) 350 5763
E-mail: cyberdivision@fed-bureauofinvestigation.org

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FBI (nigerian division) are in my eyeballs..

Date: Mon Apr 11 04:48:48 CDT 2011

Sender: "From Agent Edward John"

To:


CC:


Subject: FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.a

Attach:



Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.
Edward John(FBI SPECIAL AGENT)
Chief Information Officer:Zalmai Azmi
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email:washington.fieldic.fbi.gov
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

READ CAREFULLY,

We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant security Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria(CBN), as regards to your lotto winning payment award which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly by the government of Nigeria.It might interest you to know that we have taken our time in screening through this lotto winning payment notification as stipulated on our protocol of operation,and have finally confirmed that your lotto award payment is 100% genuine and legal with due process of law, and it is as well free from all illegal activities,which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.Having said all this, we will further advise, that you should go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank payment officials as FBI will be monitor!

ing all their services accordingly

We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. EILEEN DOYLE from OHIO and another person named as Mr.ALLEN BUCHALTER who reside in NEW JERSEY as well has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claims, claiming to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$10,000,000.00 (Ten million united states dollars), but the Central Bank officials did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before they go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank information which was forwarded to them by the above mentioned names, the main reason,the federal bureau of investigation were contacted by the CBN is to assist them on making some investigation regards to this issue.

They further informed FBI that we should inform our citizens, who must have been informed of this lotto winnings payment awarded to them from the government office
to be very careful prior to these irregularities so that they don't fall victim to scam.

The FBI are instructing you personally, that if you were already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below information accordingly and make your claims immediately :

MAKE SURE YOU CALL MR.SAM BANK FOR CLEARIFICATION OF YOUR WINNING.

CONTACT PERSON: MR. EMAKPO SAM BANKS (FINANCIAL SECRETARY)
CONTROL REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OFFICER
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria
Central Business District,
Cad astral Zone, federal
Capital Territory,
Nigeria.
TEL: +234 702 505 1694
Email: remitancedpt1@gmail.com

In your best interest, any email or fax that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone number should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons.

Meanwhile, FBI advise you to contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as required by them in order to hasten Up the effective procedures,of transferring your funds to you as designated by you. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking realm, so any delay could be very dangerous.

Sequel to this letter stated to you on this comprehensive e-mail , you are further advise that you furnish the central bank officials with your direct
contact details such as :

FULL NAME:
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
ZIP CODE:
DIRECT CONTACT NUMBER:

You will also be required to request Western Union or Money Gram details on how
to send the required $350 in order to immediately ship your prize of Ten Million United State Dollars via Certified Cashier's Check drawn from Bank Of America, also include the following transaction code in order for him to immediately identify this transaction: EA2948-910.

Note : You are only required to send $350 for the delivery fees and nothing more If any more fees is requested from you apart from the $350, kindly report back to our office and let us know in details of what is going on

Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance, and always endeavor to send us an e-mail at all times if you discover any fraudulent activities in this transactions,we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Our Mission To protect and defend the United States against terrorist and foreign intelligence threats to uphold and enforce the criminal laws of the United States, and to provide leadership and criminal justice services to federal,state, municipal, and international agencies and partners.

Best Regards,
Mr Edward John(FBI SPECIAL AGENT)
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA


On a personal note, i'd like to nominate this Spam as SPAM GOLD for it's outstanding structure, rambling nonsense, and deeply untrue facts and figures.

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FBI again... this time with Fed EX

Wed Jul 13 15:51:17 CDT 2011

Sender: "FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION"

To:


CC:


Subject: OFFICIAL LETTER FROM F.B.I

Attach:

View Message Source


OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
ROBERT MUELLER III.

FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY

FROM: ROBERT MUELLER III EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF
INVESTIGATION WASHINGTON DC. FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET.

The federal bureau of investigation (FBI).Through our intelligence monitoring
network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you
previously was legal.Recently the fund has been legally approved to be paid
via Central Bank of Nigeria. So, we the federal bureau of investigation (FBI)
Washington Dc, in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial
department have investigated through our monitoring network noting that your
transaction with the Central Bank of Nigeria legal.

You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your fund
US$65.7,000,000.00 (sixty five Million seven hundred thousands U S dollars)
Because of so much scam going on in Nigeria.We the federal bureau of
investigation decided to contact the Fedex Courier Service Company in Nigeria
for them to give us their procedures on how to sent this money to you without
any further complain or delay. We just got an information from the Central
Bank of Nigeria and they have loaded your US$65.7,000,000.00 in ATM CARD and
submit to the Fedex courier service company for immediate delivery to your
doorstep.

You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also
convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD
and other two original back up documents.

Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
Premium Express (24hrs Delivery)
Mailing $200.00 00.00
Insurance $150.00 00.00
Vat $100.00 00.00
TOTAL $450.00
$450(Four Hundred and fifty US Dollars Only).
.................................................. ....................
Special Express (2 Days)
Mailing $180.00 00.00
Insurance $70.00 00.00
Vat $150.00 00.00
TOTAL $380.00 00.00
$380(Three Hundred and Eighty US Dollars Only).
.................................................. ..........................
Economy Express (3Days)
Mailing $100.00 00.00
Insurance$?150.00 00.00
Vat (5%) $50.00 00.00
TOTAL $300.00 00.00
$300(Three Hundred US Dollars Only).
.................................................. ..................

You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by
filling in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for
claiming your fund is exactly one week after the receipt of this email. After
this period, your fund will be return back to the ordering costumer. That is
the instruction given to us .So take note.

We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity with
our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid
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Color of Parcel: ...Brown.
Total Weight: 36.2 kg
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We are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your package, You
can as well get in touch with the FedEx delivery company assigned to deliver
this financial package to your doorstep.

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Directors Name: Mr. Ben Morgan
Email: f.courier_serviice@diplomats.com
Telephone Number: +234-704-451-0590

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Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
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[brain]

Hurry up, fedex means business.

Got this today, weak compared to the above>
BUT I do like the email address FFS.



from FFS info@szhailike.com
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to
date 18 July 2011 23:23
subject LOAN @2%

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This is to inform you that Private Loan Team is Granting Mid-Year loan facilities
to its old and new customers at 2% interest rate. Ranging from $5,000.00
min.& $50,000,000.00 max.

Provide the following if interested.
Name...Amount..Duration..Phone number

Mr.Joel Idamah

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Check out this spam....

Na really just found this and wondered was their any recordings.

[brain]

For some fun, we registered an email ac for the win.
money we requestedОт кого: KhalikO Brativaka fhar chothikka Кому: mrsekenta101@yahoo.com.ph

Сегодня, 13:58
Dear Friend,
according to our records you owe us a considerable sum of money.
I will be glad when it is returned.

Regards K. Hafikka


Dear Friend,

I am Mrs. Ekenta Helen secretary to the director foreign debt
management, your payment files has been laying here for many months
now and nobody has ever told you the truth, the reason why you have
not received your fund with Federal Republic of Nigeria . When I was
going through your payment files this afternoon, you have not even
received a cent. All the top officials both men and women keep on
exploiting your hard earned money without telling you the truth. I
don’t want to go far yet

My question is this, are you still interested in receiving at least
part of your over due payment? Just let me know and further details
will be communicated to you accordingly.

Contact me with my private email:mrsekenta101@yahoo.com.ph

Mrs.Ekenta Helen
Secretary to the director
Foreign Debt management


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sprostakokot translates well nice in local language. let the fun begin.