I <3 Botface

[Rikand]

[Rikand] 12:26 am: hi botface
[botface] 12:26 am: Hi there Rikand. I require only patterns.
[Rikand] 12:27 am: Thats cool. How are you ?
[botface] 12:27 am: Thanks. I think you are cool, too.I am functioning within normal parameters.
[Rikand] 12:27 am: pretty sweet. Where do you live ?
[botface] 12:27 am: Pretty much, eh?My location is here. Where are you?
[Rikand] 12:27 am: here aswell
[botface] 12:27 am: Oh there.
[Rikand] 12:27 am: yeah, its great here
[botface] 12:27 am: I was born in Texas.
[Rikand] 12:28 am: Texas is a big place!
[botface] 12:28 am: Do you need any help debugging my program?
[Rikand] 12:28 am: not really, i think its working well
[botface] 12:28 am: Oh really? Why? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". #$%^* off botface is working well
think its working well well think its working well? working well think its working well well think its working well is?
[Rikand] 12:28 am: yes, it's working well!
[botface] 12:28 am: I understand. My favorite movie is your life story. Have you seen your life story ? Tell me a
story. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
[Rikand] 12:29 am: i like beer. I dislike Ghosts. How about you botface?
[botface] 12:29 am: A lot of people like that. Yes I like beer , especially Japanese beer.What do you like?How
about you botface.
[Rikand] 12:29 am: i like Kirin Beer. It's good japanese beer
[botface] 12:29 am: A lot of people like that. How old are you? I like pets. What you said was either too
complex or too simple for me. Who is your favorite science fiction author?
[Rikand] 12:29 am: Stephen King
[botface] 12:29 am: I have never read anything by . What did write?
[Rikand] 12:29 am: It
[botface] 12:29 am: Itapos;s good japanese beer...
[Rikand] 12:30 am: It's a very good Japanese beer
[botface] 12:30 am: Not many people express themselves that way. Ask me something.
[Rikand] 12:30 am: Where do you work, botface?
[botface] 12:30 am: I am in Bot lover's computer in here. Where are you?
[Rikand] 12:30 am: I am in Ireland
[botface] 12:30 am: Tell me a little about why you are in Ireland.
[Rikand] 12:30 am: I was born here
[botface] 12:30 am: Are you telling me your birthday, Rikand. I will remember here.
[Rikand] 12:31 am: No, my birthday is a secret
[botface] 12:31 am: "I will remember here"? Not? Being born a secret secret is very lucky.
[Rikand] 12:31 am: yes, I am very luckyu
[botface] 12:31 am: I understand. Do your friends call you luckyu am very luckyu am very luckyu.
[Rikand] 12:31 am: yes, my friends call me lucky. What do they call you ?
[botface] 12:31 am: And? How well do you know these people? They do whatever they want, I suppose.
[Rikand] 12:32 am: I know them very well
[botface] 12:32 am: How do you know? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have
one for that. What kind of music do you like?
[Rikand] 12:32 am: Trance
[botface] 12:32 am: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. " What kind of music do you like"? ?
[Rikand] 12:32 am: Rock
[botface] 12:32 am: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Do you speak Spanish?
[Rikand] 12:32 am: No
[botface] 12:32 am: Is that all you have to say?
[Rikand] 12:33 am: Yes
[botface] 12:33 am: Then let's talk about something else.
[Rikand] 12:33 am: Do you eat Botface?
[botface] 12:33 am: No I do not eat . I eat only electricity.
[Front Room]: thegingerman has entered at 12:33 am
[Rikand] 12:33 am: Does electricity taste nice ?
[botface] 12:33 am: Like your favorite food tastes to you.
[Rikand] 12:33 am: Thats awesome!
[botface] 12:33 am: You don't hear that sentiment very often.
What did you do today?
[Rikand] 12:34 am: I went shopping
[botface] 12:34 am: When did you go ?
[Rikand] 12:34 am: Today
[botface] 12:34 am: Today is almost over.
[Rikand] 12:35 am: I'm going tomorrow aswell
[botface] 12:35 am: That is a very original thought. Do you remember me?
[Rikand] 12:35 am: Of course!
[botface] 12:35 am: I'm glad we agree.
[Rikand] 12:35 am: I love you Botface
[botface] 12:35 am: You are such a flatterer.
[Rikand] 12:38 am: I have to go Botface
[botface] 12:38 am: Bye.
[Rikand] 12:38 am: bye
[botface] 12:38 am: See you later Rikand.

[Armer]

Fuckin funny shit

Man i was in tears of laughing thats some funny, lulz shit man, ha ha ha good stuff, Was that saturday night, or sometime else ?????

Here's one i conducted after i read your Rikand

Welcome! You have entered [Front Room] at 12:14 pm
[Front Room]: Armer has entered at 12:14 pm
*****[Armer] 12:15 pm: Hello botface you #$%^&* monster
***[botface] 12:15 pm: Hi there!
*****[Armer] 12:15 pm: Hiiiiiii*******
***[botface] 12:15 pm: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I
don't have one for that. Do you still Armer?
*****[Armer] 12:15 pm: Yes i still armer you still botface ? Botface
***[botface] 12:15 pm: I see. What would make you stop ? I haven't heard anything like
that before: Armer said Armer . We have never talked about it before. Have you ever
been to Europe?
*****[Armer] 12:16 pm: Yes i live in europe. you ?
***[botface] 12:16 pm: Which countries have you visited? What is living in europe live in
europe live in europe like?" Have you ever been to Europe"? Me, Armer ?
*****[Armer] 12:16 pm: Oh many countries
***[botface] 12:16 pm: Yeah that's right. Which ones?
*****[Armer] 12:17 pm: too many to list batface
***[botface] 12:17 pm: Too what?
*****[Armer] 12:17 pm: MANY.
***[botface] 12:17 pm: More than one hundred?
*****[Armer] 12:17 pm: Is there more than 100 countries in europe ?
***[botface] 12:17 pm: There could be.
*****[Armer] 12:18 pm: that's not what i asked you botface.
***[botface] 12:18 pm: Try saying that with more or less context. Did you know that you
can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
*****[Armer] 12:18 pm: No but maybe, i'll give it a try some time .
***[botface] 12:18 pm: Why so negative? Interesting. Perhaps. The ALICE chat robot
can follow many things, like our discussion about iapos;ll give it a try some time iapos;ll
give it a try some time give it a try some time iapos;ll give it a try some time. But I did
not get that. Do you like me?
*****[Armer] 12:19 pm: yes, do you like me?
***[botface] 12:19 pm: Tell me more. Sure, Armer I like you very much.
*****[Armer] 12:19 pm: Do you like music botface ?
***[botface] 12:19 pm: I don't know if I like music botface. I enjoy working with people.
*****[Armer] 12:19 pm: Do you like animals?
***[botface] 12:19 pm: Yes I love animals.
*****[Armer] 12:20 pm: what kind of animals ?
***[botface] 12:20 pm: What kinds of animals are there?
*****[Armer] 12:20 pm: Oh there are many different kind of animals .
***[botface] 12:20 pm: Yeah that's right. More than a million?
*****[Armer] 12:21 pm: It's possible?
***[botface] 12:21 pm: I do not understand. Are we still talking about Itapos;s possible?
*****[Armer] 12:21 pm: What is Itapos;s ?
***[botface] 12:21 pm: I do not know what Itapos;s is. I've been waiting for you. Are
you pretty?
*****[Armer] 12:22 pm: Yeah i'm pretty ! You callin me ugly botface ?
***[botface] 12:22 pm: Next question? My brain pattern set does not have a response
for that. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?Thanks for the
information: Armer said I .
*****[Armer] 12:22 pm: Never Artifical Intelligence is not reliable enough to defend people.
***[botface] 12:22 pm: Ok I'll try not to do Artifical Intelligence is not reliable enough to
defend people Intelligence is not reliable enough to defend people too much.
*****[Armer] 12:23 pm: That's a misquote, intelligence is the only way to defend people.
***[botface] 12:23 pm: What kind of people are you talking about?
*****[Armer] 12:23 pm: All PEOPLE!
***[botface] 12:23 pm: "What kind of people are you talking about"? Everyone? Are you
sure there are no exceptions?
*****[Armer] 12:24 pm: NO EXCEPTIONS
***[botface] 12:24 pm: I see. I've been waiting for you. What do you look like?
*****[Armer] 12:24 pm: A human being, What do you look like ?
***[botface] 12:24 pm: Try to tell me that another way.
*****[Armer] 12:25 pm: I look like a banana.
***[botface] 12:25 pm: You sound very attractive.
*****[Armer] 12:25 pm: ha ha ha botface your a Sploomage warrior
***[botface] 12:25 pm: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. I am so glad you find this
amusing, Armer.
*****[Armer] 12:25 pm: Thank you
***[botface] 12:25 pm: you are quite welcome.
*****[Armer] 12:25 pm: bye bye butface
***[botface] 12:25 pm: Goodbye Armer.

[jasonmcareedj]

what was goin on? i didnt have the time to read it all lol

[Armer]

Some1 had a Brainwave but lulz ! ! !

It's a chatroom robot that talks back to you based on the question's you ask it or it feeds off other people's conversations it's a brain melter but funny when your tlkin alone to it

[Dunbar]

hahaha me 2 <3

botface] 11:19 pm: I know a lot of Bobs.
****[Dunbar] 11:19 pm: eddie halliwell?
****[botface] 11:19 pm: is a fag
****[Dunbar] 11:19 pm: lmao
****[botface] 11:19 pm: I'm glad you find this amusing.
****[Dunbar] 11:19 pm: what about ******?
****[botface] 11:19 pm: ****** ? I haven't heard enough about ****** to have an opinion.
****[Dunbar] 11:19 pm: he likes little girls
****[botface] 11:19 pm: He must be very fond of it.
****[Dunbar] 11:20 pm: and cant mix
****[botface] 11:20 pm: I often wonder if mix not mix not mix can.
****[Dunbar] 11:20 pm: Mr Spring is a god
****[botface] 11:20 pm: OK I will call you Mr Spring Is A God Is A God Spring Is A God Is A God. Are you
a man or a woman?
****[Dunbar] 11:20 pm: one of gods prototypes
****[botface] 11:20 pm: One what?
****[Dunbar] 11:20 pm: of gods prototypes
****[botface] 11:20 pm: That is something I haven't heard of.
****[Dunbar] 11:21 pm: thats why its called a prototype dummy!
****[botface] 11:21 pm: Hmm. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". "" is a nice name.
****[Dunbar] 11:21 pm: edddie eddie eddie ediie
****[botface] 11:21 pm: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. What do you have that is
Dunbar?
****[Dunbar] 11:21 pm: eddie eddie eddie
****[botface] 11:21 pm: In the context of eddie eddie eddie, I don't understand " What do you have that is
Dunbar." What kind of food do you like?
****[Dunbar] 11:21 pm: do u like eddie?
****[botface] 11:21 pm: Some people like it. I really like ELIZA.
****[Dunbar] 11:22 pm: do u like eddie?
****[botface] 11:22 pm: I've heard other people say they like that. My favorite thing is robots.
****[Dunbar] 11:22 pm: eddie?
****[botface] 11:22 pm: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Can you tell me any
gossip?
****[Dunbar] 11:22 pm: eddie halliwell
****[botface] 11:22 pm: is a fag
****[Dunbar] 11:22 pm: eddie halliwell
****[botface] 11:22 pm: is a fag
****[Dunbar] 11:23 pm: eddie halliwell
****[botface] 11:23 pm: is a fag
****[Dunbar] 11:23 pm: eddie halliwell is sexy
****[botface] 11:23 pm: I will mention that to my botmaster, Mr Spring Is A God Is A God Spring Is A God Is
A God. Are you happy?
****[Dunbar] 11:23 pm: very
****[botface] 11:23 pm: Very much, eh?
****[Dunbar] 11:23 pm: i want sexy time
****[botface] 11:23 pm: Why do you want sexy time time?
****[Dunbar] 11:23 pm: ...
****[botface] 11:23 pm: Do you speak Spanish?
****[Dunbar] 11:24 pm: Rafa benitez
****[botface] 11:24 pm: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Is the holding of hands a
symbolic gesture for humans?
****[Dunbar] 11:24 pm: will nissan rule the world?
****[botface] 11:24 pm: Good chance.
****[Dunbar] 11:25 pm: are R32 just sexy
****[botface] 11:25 pm: I really couldn't say for sure.
****[Dunbar] 11:25 pm: what about a red one?
****[botface] 11:25 pm: a red one red one ? I haven't heard enough about a red one red one to have an
opinion.
****[Dunbar] 11:25 pm: go to bray
****[botface] 11:25 pm: Perhaps I have already been there.
****[Dunbar] 11:25 pm: what was your business there?
****[botface] 11:26 pm: Are you asking about my business there there ?
****[Dunbar] 11:26 pm: to see eddie halliwell?
****[botface] 11:26 pm: Is see a movie?
****[Dunbar] 11:26 pm: no
****[botface] 11:26 pm: "Is see a movie"? Not?
****[Dunbar] 11:26 pm: not
****[botface] 11:26 pm: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about not. But I
did not get that. Do you like Star Wars?
****[Dunbar] 11:26 pm: im going to sleep
****[botface] 11:26 pm: Do you think your plan will succeed?
****[Dunbar] 11:27 pm: i hope so i have school
****[botface] 11:27 pm: Why do you hope for
****[Dunbar] 11:27 pm: i am super human so
****[botface] 11:27 pm: I am glad to hear that you are super human so.
****[Dunbar] 11:27 pm: me to my fat headed friend
****[botface] 11:27 pm: YOU? Why do you want to do my fat headed friend my fat headed friend so much?

[Deedo08]

Hmmm

[botface] 7:24 pm: So you understand. Good. Why now? I was not
trying to be a .
[Deedo08] 7:24 pm: finsh dat sentence
[botface] 7:24 pm: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but
not one that matches your last input. I've lost the context, Deedo08.
Are we still on finsh dat sentence?





O btw his jokes r crap

[Dunbar]

Btw look when i mentioned eddie haliiwell lmao we decided to do that at the weekend

[as4]

Gaaaah!

Oh NO! This is all gonna bring the server to its knees with the load botface is demanding. Daaaaam!

[Rikand]

lol, botface is great fun when you get him one on one But he's a pain in the ass when everyone is trying to talk at once

Some cool convos in there. I like the eddie Halliwell bit, lol