Shanhai Sperm bank NSFW

[jasonmcareedj]

lol this is the best one yet!
http://slamxhype.com/blogs/shanghai-that-extra-mile/

First you need to go for a health check, then 4 days prior your visit to the “free-hand-job-then-get-paid-paradise” you must abstain from sex and masturbation. You can go 4-5 times a month, and each time you will get maximum 3 hand jobs. You will also get paid RMB200 ( US$30 ) at the end of each session for your kindness.
there is photos in the link so be careful if your looking at it from work etc..

[playthatbeat]

So, let me get this right - THEY PAY YOU $30 each time? This sounds interesting. In fact, next to testing ferrari spaceships, this could be the career-move of the now..

[Deedo08]

Hmm

Shanghai any1?

[Armer]

Wankers Paradise ?

Doesn't ShangHai Suffer from BaDDass EarthyQuakes Well correct me if i'm wrong but that country iis goin to be ShOoK to it's Foundations LOL

[playthatbeat]

Oh, you mean the actual CITY shanghai? i thought you meant the 'gentlemens club' above the laundrette in harrold's cross.. er.. i heard about, somewhere.. Well, in the absense of Ryanair doing a flight there for <30euro, i'm not too impressed with the numbers anymore.

Expedia.com says:

from $767 Roundtrip


7:35 pm Depart Dublin (DUB)
Arrive Shanghai (PVG) 4:20 pm +1 day Fri 5-Jun
Duration: 13hr 45mn Air France 5013 / 116
Connect in Paris (CDG)

Choose this departure

So thats ~25 handjobs to break even. Mmm.. needs more research, because i'd need feeding & possibly somewhere to sleep, and a complete change of blood afterwards, but i'm not ruling it out of my plans for the future.

[jasonmcareedj]

lets all have a springboard summer outing to handjob junction!

[Deedo08]

Hahaha

lets all have a springboard summer outing to handjob junction!

Yea were r we goin on the springboard outing anywat??

[as4]

Handjobs and WTF?

Lads all a that just sounds like a load a wank to me...

(sorry, I just had to)