Jacko RIP

[playthatbeat]

The TV just changed the banner from 'Micheal jackson Hospitalised after suspected cardiac arrest' to 'Micheal jackson Dies in Hospital after suspected cardiac arrest'.

So long Micheal, and thanks for all the fish.

And OFF THE WALL & THRILLER.

[brain]

Lies: Its just a marketing thing to up the price of the tickets. lOOK HERE http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MICHAEL-JACKSO...3%3A1|294%3A50

[jasonmcareedj]

its terrible! We aint had a high profile death in the music industry since 1998 when TDV passed away!

[Deedo08]

Hmm

Rite not even 24 hours later and I must have heard 30 jokes.

[Rikand]

Great entertainer. Pity abut the other stuff!

and for Deedo, He wasn't found having a heart attack at home, he was found in a playground having a stroke

[playthatbeat]

http://www.deadmichaeljacksonjokes.com/

[Deedo08]

Hahaha


Wat did I ever do witout dis website.....hahaha

[playthatbeat]

encyclopediadramatica -- search for 'micheal' or 'jackson' for the inside-story on jacko, and his demise..

Sadly though, all messing aside, this is a trajic ending to the life of an abused soul. He was buttraeped till he vomited money from an early age by everyone he came into contact with.. his family, the record industry, the film industry, the videogaming industry.. You have to ask why Liz Taylor and Lisa Monelli took a shine to him.. Was it because he was a pedo? no, it was because they saw the same lonley & abused poor fuc*er in there that they themselves had been/were.. He had no friends, no family, no life.. Just work work work, and fawning bullshitters left & centre.

Donald trump was on the blower over the last few days to MSNBC, and he told a sad story of bringing Mick out for a bit of nosh in NYC some years back. In the resteraunt, Mick was Dumbfounded by the MENU in the place.. Yes, he was SO isolated and buttraeped, he had no idea how a fuc*ing MENU worked. Poor kid. Like really.

You may think he was little-lord-black-a-warbuck, and had had servants to wipe his ass since an early age, so became detached from reality, and unable to function socially on even a basic level, but the case was, people SURROUNDED HIM. They played the game of 'bullshitter-in-the-middle' - where they told Mick the world was bad, while keeping him isolated so he became more dependant on them. As he grew up, the ONLY people he could trust were Kids - Kids that didn't give a fu*k who he was as they were too young to care.. Maybe he was overwhelmed by this attention & contact, and ended up slipping his willy into a few of them, maybe not.. But at the end of the day, he was too timid and clueless to defend himself - PERFECT for the abusers, who controlled every aspect of him.

One thing i learned very early on in the music business was there is ALWAYS somebody who will hop on a motorbike at 2 in the morning to bring you [insert drug here]. Even in ireland in the late 80's, elder Music heads would warn me against working with [insert someone you have heard of here] as they were into drugs.. I was shocked later to see this in action, and it wasn't the fact that drugs were on offer at gatherings, it was the TYPE of drugs on offer. Not ropey powders or bags of stuff, i mean bubble packs of pills. Prescription stuff. None of this shitty street-drug crap backstage at [insert serious name you have heard of here], oh now. Speed & weed was for the fans, the crew and artists were all on combinations of exotic meds that made them Zippy or sleepy. When i asked someone i trusted WTF was this about, and why were 10 people taking a pill from the same card of meds, they explained that this was they way things were done at [insert festival/tour here] as they only had 1 day off in 10, on a 120 day tour, and it was impossible to sleep properly, or get the show on stage properly without some 'help'. Think about that.

Think about all the documentarys you have seen about Bands on tour etc. Remember how there was a Catering unit that went with the tour? Cooking [insert ageing rock star's name here]'s favorite foods in 23 countries, and keeping the crew healthy with homecooked foods instead of having them eat burgers in a van? It makes sense alright. It's obvious that the same organisation went into the drugs everyone was being fed. There was someone with a [insert vague medical qualification here] on hand to make sure everyone was 'smooth'.. Mick had one or more of those vampire fuc*ers on hand all the time. As did Elvis. Anyone on long-term medication will tell you - medication causes it's OWN problems. Usually, these problems are less uncomfortable then the thing they are being used to combat, and so the relationship is sustained. But as time goes on, tolerance means you have to change the blend, or it either stops working, and the problems it is designed to surpress flare up again, or it's own build-up effects outweigh the good it does - you get SICKER then you were before . So, managing someone's drug habit PROFESSIONALLY is what most good medical consultants actually DO.

Ongoing drug use, perticularly of Hypnotics and Pain-killing Narcs makes a user very very very ratty indeed. Now, if the Artist is in a huff, and starts fireing people who won't do what he says, You have a very dangerous situation. I don't know about you, but if [serious rockstar] rang me off his/her head one night, announcing they needed a new Gimp, at $x,xxx,xxx a year (plus knock-on kiss-and-tell paul-burrelesque millions after the fact..) cos' the last Gimp was sacked for plotting against them and hiding the pills, I'd burrow thru' the pope's asshole for the job. Yes i would. And i'd do anything i was told. Shoot him up with Ajax in the eyeball? Yes SIR!!! (ker-ching)..

So, You have to ask, where did the age-old american tradition of INTERVENTION go? Everybody likes a bit of an auld INTERVENTION! That's when You are lured to a place with promises of A Naked Playboy Centrefolds' Poker Party with JCB-scoops of safe & free chemicals & 1000-year old wines, all on a giant football-pitch sized magic time-travelling Pinball table, floating in space, and You arrive to find a room full of: Your Family, Your Ma (complete with pictures of you as a kid in a photo album), Your Friends (especially the ones you cannot stand and blanked ages ago), Your Record Company Boss & A&R staff, Your Bird, Your Kids, Mickey Rooney, Baby Jesus & 9 Kittens with ribbons - all with Bambi eyes staring at you with SHAME on their poor, tortured and greedy faces, and the fu*kers GUILT the crap out of You, adn You snap out of the messing, and get back to being buttraeped in the butt 'till You vomit moneys again. INTERVENTIONs are made of the best things - shame, domination, bullieng, greed, sorrow, anger, jealousy and pain. But, they usually work. They become a regular happening, but they save the moneys from drying up, and they give everyone a chance to let off steam, and catch up on the family gossip.

So, where was everyone for poor Mick? eh? I'll tell You where, BLANKED. Because he had seen who he had become at that pedo trial thing. He not only saw himself, but he was forced to dig deep and come up with excuses for his behaviour for his defense. 'Let's work on how we can get some sympathy for You Mick..' And so he is finally self-aware, and the rest is obvious.

Mick was bred to be a superstar, and in the tradition of all laboratory-made movie monsters, he went postal.

[playthatbeat]

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/44106.html

[as4]

He's all over the Top 40 like gonorrhea now... *sigh*

[Rikand]

Great write up Tim, but I could not get passed Paul Burlesque without cracking my hole laughing for about 15 minutes

[Armer]

Inorite ! ! !

Hahah Yeah that was sum funny stuff should have yer own coloumn

[arn0]

cya Michael I'll miss ur face

[as4]

... He was buttraeped till he vomited money from an early age by everyone he came into contact with... He had no friends, no family, no life.. Just fawning bullshitters left & centre... they told Mick the world was bad, while keeping him isolated so he became more dependant on them.

This story backs all of that up 100%. How did you know 2 weeks before?

[XL-R8]

well said springer, heard there's over 15 million albums sold already since he died