Red Box....Why the hype!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Azurik]

Did u ever wonder what it feels like to be a sardine in a tin, packed tightly, and shoulder to shoulder with your fellow gilled and scaley friends. Now imagine if u make a miniature sound system and lighting rig, and place them unstratigically in the tin.

Distribute some class a *****, give half the fish pairs of slip-ons and shirts, and the other half retro street wear.

These sardines will also be very wealthy, and will be able to afford the vodka and red bull that costs nearly 15euro.

Dont forget also to give night vison telescopes, so they can spot the dj who is lofted so high and out of sight, that u wonder if he is there at all.

And there u have it.....

Who agrees that the red box night club

1. Is shit

2. Brutal sound system

3. Has u wondering why that guy is in the sound booth at all......

4. Is a rip off for drinks

5. Has u wiping more of other peoples sweat off u, than your own.......

6. Has u wondering why that guy on your right has cowboy boots, and the guy on your left has reeboks.....

7. And last but not least......Gives u an understanding what it feels like to be a squashed sardine on a cold st.stephens night.....

Replies welcome, sorry red box i just think u suck and have no style what so ever

John West makes the best.............he,he,he

Azurik

[porno]

its been 3 years since i was in the red box for coxy and dave clarke the day after but the sound then was good

its always been too packed anytime ive been there

dunno wat its like now tho
has it reopened
was gettin done up

[H3lx]

Did u ever wonder what it feels like to be a sardine in a tin, packed tightly, and shoulder to shoulder with your fellow gilled and scaley friends. Now imagine if u make a miniature sound system and lighting rig, and place them unstratigically in the tin.

Distribute some class a *****, give half the fish pairs of slip-ons and shirts, and the other half retro street wear.

These sardines will also be very wealthy, and will be able to afford the vodka and red bull that costs nearly 15euro.

Dont forget also to give night vison telescopes, so they can spot the dj who is lofted so high and out of sight, that u wonder if he is there at all.

And there u have it.....

Who agrees that the red box night club

1. Is shit

2. Brutal sound system

3. Has u wondering why that guy is in the sound booth at all......

4. Is a rip off for drinks

5. Has u wiping more of other peoples sweat off u, than your own.......

6. Has u wondering why that guy on your right has cowboy boots, and the guy on your left has reeboks.....

7. And last but not least......Gives u an understanding what it feels like to be a squashed sardine on a cold st.stephens night.....

Replies welcome, sorry red box i just think u suck and have no style what so ever

John West makes the best.............he,he,he

Azurik

well done

youre making old points about a club that has been closed for the last 4 months for renovations

good man

wouldve been more apt in 2001

[Azurik]

Haa, its a lucky thing im at the far side of the world, and dont need to waste energy holding shit info like that.......My point was directed at the club in general. Looks like i was right though..........Good riddens

p.s- This will apply for when it re-opens

[playthatbeat]

every time they renovate that place, they just slice off a section, and declare it a new venue - leaving the redbox even more difficult to tolerate if you have a fear of enclosed spaces, and even more dangerous to walk through due to the crazy layout!

I cannot imagine what this latest change will do - as it was you needed mountain gear and infra-red goggles to take a piss there..

Rumour has it [ie: this is a lie coming up..] the remixed space the redbox used to be is now smaller, as the scaffolding/metalwork has been removed so you can now throw your hands in the air without loosing a knuckle - no, not to make dancing easier, but to allow it to be used as a healthclub/sports hall at lunchtimes, to service the massive 2000+ office office block that is bieng built next-door.. Think about it.. all those suits & ponytails sweating off their sins during lunchbreaks.. big money that..

what is interesting though is the CAVERN out back, the space that everyone that seez it says "this is where the club should be" almost immediatly..

mmm.. warehouse...x

[porno]

i dont understand why people complain about it so much
if people dont like it then dont go,
i bet no one would turn down a gig there sayin its too small for the crowd etc

[H3lx]

every time they renovate that place, they just slice off a section, and declare it a new venue - leaving the redbox even more difficult to tolerate if you have a fear of enclosed spaces, and even more dangerous to walk through due to the crazy layout!

I cannot imagine what this latest change will do - as it was you needed mountain gear and infra-red goggles to take a piss there..

Rumour has it [ie: this is a lie coming up..] the remixed space the redbox used to be is now smaller, as the scaffolding/metalwork has been removed so you can now throw your hands in the air without loosing a knuckle - no, not to make dancing easier, but to allow it to be used as a healthclub/sports hall at lunchtimes, to service the massive 2000+ office office block that is bieng built next-door.. Think about it.. all those suits & ponytails sweating off their sins during lunchbreaks.. big money that..

what is interesting though is the CAVERN out back, the space that everyone that seez it says "this is where the club should be" almost immediatly..

mmm.. warehouse...x

claire was sayin on friday its gonna be geared towards live acts, with the main focus being the stage

could it be that FINALLY theres gonna be a decently placed dj box????

[indica sound]

wish we had something like it!(sarcastic, like)

[playthatbeat]

Live acts.. oh fu*k here we go then.. Yeah, well, you gotta go with what is pullling an audience to survive i suppose.. Theres been a consistant audience for "theatre" gigs of late, i guess that is the target audience?

Jeez, does this mean an end to DJ nights there? I suppose they could haul out the decks on a table and put them on the stage if the need arises, instead of the other way 'round as it was.. But it`s a bit interesting if they are blanking Club Nights.. On one hand it`s a sign there isn`t the audience to support that size of an operation, and ont he other hand it leaves a nice gap in the market for a lesser club with smaller overheads to suit the smaller crowd.. Mmm..

They should just go full-on and make it into an ice rink, or one of those wind-tunnel things. Yeah.