The boy Sherlock in the Dam!

[Sherlock]

Storey Shams? Im here, arrived yday...so Funker buddy i is serious haha
1way ticket all on me lonesome...Sligo suck a fat pound of me knaw knaw lol!
Right so, so far...off the plane noin no1, wonderin wer the fuck my hostel is and how to get there! Got a train.. that had another train stuck on top of it!!
Was wanderin round 4a bit then a friendly wino offered 2take me and asked "u want charlie" haha, he got me there n i gave him a few bob and a hug lol!
Went to an irish pub, wer a 39 year old came on 2me repeatedly Fuck off i says hahahaha, made chums wit a dutch sham n he showed me the red light district, cudn believe it, sum of the skanks wer sum of the hottest chicks ive ever fucken seen...no shit! +ive never bin offered coke so many times in 1place! So funny tho, wanderin round wit me bag a reefer, that i bought in a coffee shop full of people off their face hahahaha...excellent! In a diff hostel tonight,nice people, nice cheap beer ..3snots a pint! Maybe sum work here dunno yet, havin bin to ne clubs yet, mite do chemistry this wknd! Free internet here in the hostel bar, so illpostwen im here..which will b often

Take it easy

[k.farrell]

well boy good 2 know ya landed safe and sound ya mad cunt. come across any good record stores yet, ya would want 2get a job soon are ya will have no money left i heard da red light zone is none 2 cheap " stay away from the dirty black birds"

took me a good while 2put that photo up remember da drunken nite with the handbrakes and the traffic cone, as ya can guess thats not the full photo had 2cunt it that small 2get it 2 load up kept saying file 2big is there an easyier way are am i doing something wrong r what the fuck, was chatting rooney the other day he said ya should have let him know ya where going,

ps... dont listen 2them no matter what they say charlie does not smell that good oh ya will be watching da post 4that bag of "natural grass"

[Azurik]

whats up sherlock, check out "Blues Brothers, Hill st Blues, Damkring and especially central coffee shop for good deals in bags that u can handle b4 purchase.....If ur in Slainte ask for Ron.

[Sherlock]

Storey shams, Farrell boy u smart cunt the cut of that hahaha! Sure i told Rooney im pretty sure i did?! Nice1 Azurik, and reckon il b headin ta slainte later c if they've ne work! I dont feel so gud lol
Chat yas boys!

[Sherlock]

Owite, chillin in the hostel,free net! Cant take pics of the slappers man they will actually come out and hammer u, and if not then the big black fuxx that offer u charlie every 2secs will fucking slaughter u, its a crazy fucken spot! This place is the shit tho lol was gona bring me records, 2 heavy tho, nearly cut me skin wit my other 2bags gettin here! Just spotted a dj comp so...shite on a stick, cuda shown these dutch fux a thing r 2
Brought me tracks and headphones so...wel c! Ritchie Hawtin is playin the Dam thursday, so ill check that..if i can afford it Cud be park bench city 4me sooon hahahaha!

All the best shams!

[jasonmcareedj]

some crack! dont forget the "banana bar" and try take pics of as many houres as possible! ha ha

[jasonmcareedj]

Did ya pick up anything yet sherlock?

[Sherlock]

Pick ntin up as in a slapper that i had 2pay for? aint doin that shite! Was round there wit sum canadians last nite tho, was so close 2fucken poundin this gimp that cudn take 'no' into his fucken head! So many scumbags round its unreal! Yer wan in the hostel says she wants 2take me on here but she dosn no 4cert whether therl b enuf work..wel c! If that falls through then im fuct beyond belief, coz i wasn 1of the shams that thought it majorly thru n brought shit loadsa cash, wud have a job in an irish bar but need 2-3 wks 4this number thing 2come through, n i dont got enuf cash to wait, so shite on a stick, il c wat happens! Bin on it since i got here,probly shit close 2 just shuttin down...fuck it tho this be the Dam

Chat yas! ...young fella, ur a college sex pervert hahahaha!

[jasonmcareedj]

im an apprentice my dear friend! so im worse than college students cos ive some bit of money!

[indica sound]

A gang of us will be in the dam by 8am , then onto belgium
saturday for ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I LOVE TECHNO

[k.farrell]

well boss whats da gee have ya a got cock rot yet, whats da crack like over there ya been 2any clubs yet, my graduation is this weekend boy ill be on the beer from 2morrow afternoon on till mondy "well thats da plan" happy fucken days. what ya going 2do 4 cash can ya get some1 2put in a bit in ur account 4ya are something.

ps... i know a man selling 2technics mrk3 and a djm500 da lot 4 600euro if any man is looking. its nothing 2me i get nothing out of it but its a good price think he said there`s flight cases and all i think

[djpj]

dex

are the dex in good shape

[Sherlock]

Cudn b arsed writin 2much shit...wasted! Still alive tho which is gud! Farrell sham, im taken nothin off no1, ill get by on me own whatever way! Jay boy, i meant 'young fella' as in thats wat we call 1of me boyos, the the little sligo/carlow college sex Knacker hahahahaha

Take it easy shams!

[Sherlock]

Storey shams! Never no who ur gona meet over here, met this dude who worked as an assistant on my favorite film 'Happy Gilmore' + uder flicks! And when i changed rooms 4a couple a days, i started chattin 2this dude about tunes (as ya do) ...turned out he was a DJ/Techno producer from the states, his name is Fanon Flowers, hes got a label called 'Mechanisms Industries' and a sub label called 'Cetron'!
So i said ''are ya fuck,nice1, ju wanna hear 1of mine''? He sat and listened,took off the fones and said "Man ive heard some demos in my time...that took me on a musical journey''! "You definatley got talent man"! A musical journey hahahaha aaaaaaaaah it was good! He reckons outa that 1track i could make 3 coz ive so much in there with different changes etc! Good feedback tho, and were going keepin in touch,he mailed me yday! Google him and see his releases n shit!

Thats bout it,tippin on the sketchy side of Malnutrition and various other diseases, but i is havin a gud time meetin plenty of messers and a few assholes2 ..........

Oh and 1of me best mates here is ninth in the world at Kick bag (hackey sack) its fucken unreal! Have a gud1 at that gig Ricer boy!

Chat yas

[k.farrell]

hows ur nest now boss...? fucking graduation was mental never seen crowds like it 4the clubs session was had by all, plus i was very very drunk , do ya want 2know a good 1 the eu goverment plus are own, are sending are class away 2 belfast 4some training 4 2days but will be there 4 a week all expenses paid hotel food travel entertainment etc " session all week happy days " be hitting pridigy this thursday ah life is good. if ur chatting magoon dont tell him i told ya ya know how he is he`ll lose the head but was in the car with him the other nite and he pulled a hand break funny as fuck went a bit wrong hit a curb at speed wrecked his alloy and bent the hub plus car axile is bent to i think "pure funny" plus he was working at the time had 2get some1 else 2 deliver 4him.
musical journey aaaah now "fairplay track 3was pretty banging"

any more ould crack going on in that place