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Right.. This has been a long time coming, but i would like to officialy start the SHITLIST thread with the following thing i hereby declare as SHIT:
SUPERMODEL "REALITY TV" SHOWS
And WHY? simple. It qualifys for SHITLIST inclusion due to bieng shit on 5 counts: [1] the models/wanabees are all shit - too skinny/snotty/spotty/paranoid/stupid/unstable to even be amusing because of it, and whereas a REAL model should be drop-dead sexy and inspire sex-crimes and adoration wherever they go, the ones in the reality-fasttrack shows are OBVIOUSLY crap, or else they would ALREADY be top models, they are on the show for 1 reason - to amuse us with their desperation, [2] the ropey experts involved as stylists, photographers etc. are all shit, and look like they have all been beaten up,or have stayed up for days on end with no sleep, and they take pleasure out of telling the greedy wanabee slags to do stupid stuff and humiliate themselves - yes this is for OUR entertainment, but they are all CLEARLY sadists and love it all, venting their anger at the world on these poor greedy slags, [3] everybody on the shows is a liar: "you look great", "you are a natural at this" etc.. as if walking or looking pissed off is a skill! - "you have a great future" - yeah until your boobs drop or you get a wrinkle - "i really like [name of fellow wanabee]"... [4] the outcome is shit - the winners all dissapear in a haze of drink & ***** and guest appearences and end up even more suicidal after the 6 months of semi-fame then they were in the start, [5] the insular world they slobber around in is FAKE - nobody (and i mean absolutely fuc*ing NOBODY AT ALL) wears clothes like that, nor do they WALK like that, and even less people CARE what this crowd of wankers gets up to - the WHOLE LOT of them are supporting EACH OTHER with no actual REAL PEOPLE getting use of any clothing or accessories they design or feature - in fact, if they ALL suddenly got blanked, nothing at all would change, except there would be several talentless bulshitters out of their borrowed-apartments.
Oh yes, it`s clearly shitlist material.
SUPERMODEL "REALITY TV" SHOWS
And WHY? simple. It qualifys for SHITLIST inclusion due to bieng shit on 5 counts: [1] the models/wanabees are all shit - too skinny/snotty/spotty/paranoid/stupid/unstable to even be amusing because of it, and whereas a REAL model should be drop-dead sexy and inspire sex-crimes and adoration wherever they go, the ones in the reality-fasttrack shows are OBVIOUSLY crap, or else they would ALREADY be top models, they are on the show for 1 reason - to amuse us with their desperation, [2] the ropey experts involved as stylists, photographers etc. are all shit, and look like they have all been beaten up,or have stayed up for days on end with no sleep, and they take pleasure out of telling the greedy wanabee slags to do stupid stuff and humiliate themselves - yes this is for OUR entertainment, but they are all CLEARLY sadists and love it all, venting their anger at the world on these poor greedy slags, [3] everybody on the shows is a liar: "you look great", "you are a natural at this" etc.. as if walking or looking pissed off is a skill! - "you have a great future" - yeah until your boobs drop or you get a wrinkle - "i really like [name of fellow wanabee]"... [4] the outcome is shit - the winners all dissapear in a haze of drink & ***** and guest appearences and end up even more suicidal after the 6 months of semi-fame then they were in the start, [5] the insular world they slobber around in is FAKE - nobody (and i mean absolutely fuc*ing NOBODY AT ALL) wears clothes like that, nor do they WALK like that, and even less people CARE what this crowd of wankers gets up to - the WHOLE LOT of them are supporting EACH OTHER with no actual REAL PEOPLE getting use of any clothing or accessories they design or feature - in fact, if they ALL suddenly got blanked, nothing at all would change, except there would be several talentless bulshitters out of their borrowed-apartments.
Oh yes, it`s clearly shitlist material.
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