FAO springer

[jasonmcareedj]

are ye bringing down the roadcaster for the sessions tour?

[playthatbeat]

but of coarse! and if you are VERY good, i'll allow you to steal a piece of it as i think it may be the last voyage of the roadcaster before bieng turned into a chip van, as the spanky NEW ROADCASTER is about to be completed!

It`s got:

* Mercedes-Benz Chassis with custom body
* Hummer Drivetrain & 4WD, Chrome Spinners (natch)
* Twin 5.0L Honda "Cloudburner" rotory Aircraft engines
* 2-Way 9GB/s Satellite Broadband
* It`s own Telephone Exchange
* Full SatNav & Hino "Roadbuilder" Technology
* Sparco Seats
* Blue LEDs all over the shop
* Fully Loaded Twin Broadcast Studios With Aircon & Starbucks
* Bear-Testicle Furry-dice
* Blacked-Out Windows
* Nismo Downpipe

Kerb Weight: 12,000Kg
Top Speed: 300Km/h (limited)
GPM: 4.3

Cost to the Taxpayer: 1.2m Euro (per month)

[jasonmcareedj]

are you taking the piss?

[playthatbeat]

Absolutl not - total srsly.. 2FM is meeting the challange of the future head-on.. Extensive Market research has shown that The young people of ireland basicly want 3 things in life: Sex, Intoxicating Substances and Flash Automobiles. Since it`s still illegal to use the first 2 as a marketing tool for a youth service, it was thought best to get a really flash motor instead and drive it into people's towns, taking up prime position in town centres and outside LiDL and shit, Banging out the hits..

MOAR INFO:

Just added to the Spec:

* Inflatable Brothel/Bouncy castles, front & rear
* Water Slide
* Another Starbucks
* Beatmania Marquee
* Extra Unisex VIP Toilet

[jasonmcareedj]

hmmm i think ill leave dashka reply first cos i know he's readin it

[Dashka]

Touché Jason.
Ya,i must say I totally believe it!!The inflatable brothel has really stirred up my imagination....hmmm...bouncy...

Just as long as the water slide spits you out into the inflatable brothel,Its all gravy!

[Armer]

For Funks sake lmfao

Lads get with it twin aircraft engines 300km an hour c'mon

[jasonmcareedj]

i dont know what to believe! its mr spring after all! anything is possible haha