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Firstly: There is no Playlist for the Springsession on 1st September, as we were onsite for Electric Picnic, not in studio as usual.. a Low-rate Archive is online only.
So, the ELECTRIC PICNIC is happily a memory now, and we can move on to the real business that is THE SUMMER SESSION. What? you detect a smidgin of joy that the Picnic is over? Damn straight. People were asking me about my favorite bits from The Picnic, and without a doubt HEXSTATIC and the latter part of UNKLE punched through the Almost constant fail to make me smile. Still though, my Electric Picnic Highlights remain: Kraftwerk / Fatboy / DIEP Pad Thai - All from 2 years ago. But hey, You KNEW i'd say all that, because i call it how i see it, and i saw it failing so fuc*ing hard at times, that i actually thought i was taking part in an endamol reality show. Seriously. Now, have we learned the lesson? No? I didn't think so somehow. I know NONE of us have learned from this, and will be back next time as one thing SHONE through with the picnic this year - a VERY low knacker count again. Really, it was astonishing just how Undedicated to stirring up trouble some gougers are these days. It seems 300eu for a ticket scared them all away, making room for twitchy couples pushing "all-terrain" baby-buggys, and flocks of delerious happy people swanning around in complete safety, knowing they weren't going to be hasstled by their fellow party-goers - bieng wary of only the pricks-in-bibs, who were doing their VERY best to throw their weight about, as usual. This, my friends is what you pays your money for - because it CERTAINLY wasn`t for the lineup or the food (food was extra and the lineup was fuc*ing patchy). PEOPLE WILL PAY HARD CASH FOR SEGREGATION is the message here i think.
So, with this in mind (here we go) i intend establishing a BOUTIQUE TOWN on the west-coast of ireland. There will be NO scumbags. NO 4x4s, NO Ugly or fat chicks, NO blacks/***s/gays/spaniards/italians/polish/asians/anyone of non-irish descent, NO European Cars, NO anything at all of any sort that wasn't featured in WALLPAPER or OMNI.. House prices start at 3m EU for a 1 roomed aluminium & rosewood shoebox, and it's ALL legal because it says all of the above on the flyers. Oh, and before you reach for the creditcard, its already sold out.
Wait, did i mention the SUMMER SESSION is like 4 days away??
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PANIC!
So, the ELECTRIC PICNIC is happily a memory now, and we can move on to the real business that is THE SUMMER SESSION. What? you detect a smidgin of joy that the Picnic is over? Damn straight. People were asking me about my favorite bits from The Picnic, and without a doubt HEXSTATIC and the latter part of UNKLE punched through the Almost constant fail to make me smile. Still though, my Electric Picnic Highlights remain: Kraftwerk / Fatboy / DIEP Pad Thai - All from 2 years ago. But hey, You KNEW i'd say all that, because i call it how i see it, and i saw it failing so fuc*ing hard at times, that i actually thought i was taking part in an endamol reality show. Seriously. Now, have we learned the lesson? No? I didn't think so somehow. I know NONE of us have learned from this, and will be back next time as one thing SHONE through with the picnic this year - a VERY low knacker count again. Really, it was astonishing just how Undedicated to stirring up trouble some gougers are these days. It seems 300eu for a ticket scared them all away, making room for twitchy couples pushing "all-terrain" baby-buggys, and flocks of delerious happy people swanning around in complete safety, knowing they weren't going to be hasstled by their fellow party-goers - bieng wary of only the pricks-in-bibs, who were doing their VERY best to throw their weight about, as usual. This, my friends is what you pays your money for - because it CERTAINLY wasn`t for the lineup or the food (food was extra and the lineup was fuc*ing patchy). PEOPLE WILL PAY HARD CASH FOR SEGREGATION is the message here i think.
So, with this in mind (here we go) i intend establishing a BOUTIQUE TOWN on the west-coast of ireland. There will be NO scumbags. NO 4x4s, NO Ugly or fat chicks, NO blacks/***s/gays/spaniards/italians/polish/asians/anyone of non-irish descent, NO European Cars, NO anything at all of any sort that wasn't featured in WALLPAPER or OMNI.. House prices start at 3m EU for a 1 roomed aluminium & rosewood shoebox, and it's ALL legal because it says all of the above on the flyers. Oh, and before you reach for the creditcard, its already sold out.
Wait, did i mention the SUMMER SESSION is like 4 days away??
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH PANIC!
boo hoo.. I had a few calls that people were looking for me to say Hi, both DJs and Friends, and to those who feel butthurt and sore at me, i say sorry, i wasn't avoiding you, and if you all hadn't left so quickly afterwards, we would have hooked up.. We stayed on site till about 3am, and homewards bound was enhanced by GALAXY FM who had Gar Skelly & Mob on tap - most fitting!
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