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Yes, we all know the iPhone sucks balls, and is for people who have no brains or souls and will go to hell, but have you noticed how USEFUL the iPhone is to the rest of us? for example - if you see someone with an iPhone, you can tell without even engaging with them that they:
1 - have too much money
2 - don't read small print
3 - use a pair of tongs to clean the dishes
4 - fail at knowing when they are being ripped off by a bunch of fart-inhaling conmen
5 - cannot recognise another stupid person
The 2 most recent iPhone gags are classy: firstly, the NEW NEW iPhone is about to be launched, enuffing all previous iPhones with it's awesome power.. The funniest thing about this is, the current userbase of iPhone lovers/bottom feeders/lamers are the target customers for this awesome upgrade. Think about it. And secondly, the Ads campaign that already has apple in the sh!t with advertising standards in 47 countries for 'omitting steps' in the demos of their stupid widgit crap (remember widgits?) has a fatal flaw.. allow me:
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REMEMBER IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITH AN iPHONE RUN AWAY OR THEY WILL GIVE YOU AIDS OF THE FACE
1 - have too much money
2 - don't read small print
3 - use a pair of tongs to clean the dishes
4 - fail at knowing when they are being ripped off by a bunch of fart-inhaling conmen
5 - cannot recognise another stupid person
The 2 most recent iPhone gags are classy: firstly, the NEW NEW iPhone is about to be launched, enuffing all previous iPhones with it's awesome power.. The funniest thing about this is, the current userbase of iPhone lovers/bottom feeders/lamers are the target customers for this awesome upgrade. Think about it. And secondly, the Ads campaign that already has apple in the sh!t with advertising standards in 47 countries for 'omitting steps' in the demos of their stupid widgit crap (remember widgits?) has a fatal flaw.. allow me:
SMUG APPLE VOICEOVER: need to find a taxidermist in a hurry? there's an app for that!!!!
NON-iPHONE USERS OF THE WORLD: yeah, it's called fuc*ing GOOGLE you twat
NON-iPHONE USERS OF THE WORLD: yeah, it's called fuc*ing GOOGLE you twat
REMEMBER IF YOU SEE SOMEONE WITH AN iPHONE RUN AWAY OR THEY WILL GIVE YOU AIDS OF THE FACE
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